Yikes, don't be a dispensary owner in California

[Winter Woman]

I couldn't believe my eyes when I read this. It seems that the people who are committing these crimes are getting weirder as each day goes by.

Thieves charged with cutting off dispensary owners penis.

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. (AP) – Four people have been charged with torturing a California marijuana dispensary owner during a robbery and cutting off his penis.
Authorities say a man and woman were arrested Friday in Fresno – a day after the FBI arrested another man in Europe. A fourth man was arrested last year.
They’re charged with mayhem and could face life in prison if convicted.


Prosecutors say the four – including a grower that supplied the Orange County dispensary – planned to rob the owner because they mistakenly believed he’d buried cash in the California desert.


Authorities say the robbers kidnapped the man and his roommate’s girlfriend in Newport Beach last year, drove them to the desert, tortured the man, severed his penis and took it away so it couldn’t be reattached.
He survived.

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Damn,

Another glimpse into the jacked up future we all face.................

Times are truly changing, and for the better, I think not.

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[gioua]

Fresno.... 45 mins N from me.... any time Fresno is mentioned it's not good news

 

[NorthofEngland]

I couldn't believe my eyes when I read this. It seems that the people who are committing these crimes are getting weirder as each day goes by.

Thieves charged with cutting off dispensary owners penis.

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. (AP) – Four people have been charged with torturing a California marijuana dispensary owner during a robbery and cutting off his penis.
Authorities say a man and woman were arrested Friday in Fresno – a day after the FBI arrested another man in Europe. A fourth man was arrested last year.
They’re charged with mayhem and could face life in prison if convicted.


Prosecutors say the four – including a grower that supplied the Orange County dispensary – planned to rob the owner because they mistakenly believed he’d buried cash in the California desert.


Authorities say the robbers kidnapped the man and his roommate’s girlfriend in Newport Beach last year, drove them to the desert, tortured the man, severed his penis and took it away so it couldn’t be reattached.
He survived.

I wonder what they did with his 'johnson'?
I've got visions of a mantelpiece with ornaments, vases and one badly decomposed penis....

Oh well, it takes all sorts.

It may win the Turner Prize.
If Tracey Emins 'Unmade Bed' can win it, anything can.

 

[Winter Woman]

turner prize? I give up.

 

[Skuxx]

He survived.

Poor guy...

 

[minnesmoker]

Bunch of real dicks, to sever a man's Johnson.
I'm curious how Willy have any more fun?
They're threatening life, but that'll be chopped in a deal.

(penis)

 

[cannabineer]

It was a reflex upon seeing a male sex organ. Pinch the fucker off or risk the grow.

 

[Dannoo93]

Fresno.... 45 mins N from me.... any time Fresno is mentioned it's not good news

Im from marrysville and my memory of cali is I really dont like it

Dannoo93

 

[slowbus]

It was a reflex upon seeing a male sex organ. Pinch the fucker off or risk the grow.

somebody was reading Uncle Bens "how to get 4 colas thread"

 

[cannabineer]

somebody was reading Uncle Bens "how to get 4 colas thread"

Am I an asshole? i buy 1 cola and refill it 3 times.

 

[Trousers]

Again, the feds are to blame for not allowing legal businesses to accept credit cards and have bank accounts.

Fuck the feds

 

[Winter Woman]

somebody was reading Uncle Bens "how to get 4 colas thread"

I love that thread.

 

[Logges]

The government's inability to protect its population from criminals is the best argument against gun control.

Sadly it is the government responsibility but everybody's fault.

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Every time I see people ranting about gun control, I think of a story like this.
Also, kiddies, keep in mind that one of the scumbags who perpetrated this crime was a supplier to the victim, who probably thought that they were friendly. Don't trust anyone, your dick or your life could be on the line.

 

[slowbus]

The government's inability to protect its population from criminals is the best argument against gun control.

Sadly it is the government responsibility but everybody's fault.

its a story that makes gun control seem silly to me.I bet the owner wishes he "stood his ground"(pew pew......

 

[rarebreed619]

That the craziest story I have ever herd, it's just weed not coke jeezus.

rare sent using rollitup app.......

 

[neosapien]

This is the new benchmark to how good your weed is...

"My weeds so good homey people would try to cut my penis off for it!!"

"Hey man can I get a elbow of that penis chopper weed."

 

[MrEDuck]

How has this guy not killed himself?
There's times when torture doesn't seem so cruel and unusual.

 

[cannabineer]

This is the new benchmark to how good your weed is...

"My weeds so good homey people would try to cut my penis off for it!!"

"Hey man can I get a elbow of that penis chopper weed."

When I was a youngster I kept hearing about Dickweed but never actually came across any. So to speak.