Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[eye exaggerate]

stab a block of cheese
grab yourself some Ritz crackers
wake up feeling great

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

today is the cause
of my perpetual bliss
such stable feeling

Absent of the moon
the wolves within slumber so
as a falling rain

 

[burgertime2010]

Master mouthbreather A know nothing know it all how does fire work?

 

[eye exaggerate]

(...and sometimes y)

 

[burgertime2010]

This fragile sanction..........................................Webbed footed waddle tip toes................................. draw the bath faster.

 

[cannabineer]

Exponent fifteen:
the argument, the dyad.
I am one post shy.

cn

 

[tyler.durden]

Summertime's Hot Belch
Threatens me with Discomfort
AC's in now, Bitch.

Procrastination
Weed's Dank Clouds stifle my Will
It's embers Burn still...

 

[burgertime2010]

17 stories.......descending into concrete.......good-bye and good-night.

 

[eye exaggerate]

Haiku and big bowls
A convex cave does perplex
Here but not all there

 

[tyler.durden]

Planes, Flames, Tragedy
Three Thousand Americans
We'll Remember You...

 

[tyler.durden]

Tinsel and Twinkle
Hung over a Fresh, Green Corpse
Christmas Time is Here.

Dark and Cold Outside
Robots Shop to relieve Guilt
True Meaning is Lost.

Pagan Rituals
Glitz, Ritz, no Integrity
Jesus Wept Again...

 

[Padawanbater2]

I'm bad at
Poetry

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm bad at
Poetry

Pad, a Bad Poet?
Desperate Inspiration
Is Key to Haiku...

 

[Beefbisquit]

Here's an X-mas hiaku I just wrote....

Omnipresent Clause....
He sees kids when they're pooping.
Pedophilia.

 

[Zaehet Strife]

Holiday is near,
Shopping isn't going well,
The fuck am i gonna do?!

 

[tyler.durden]

Holiday is near,
Shopping isn't going well,
The fuck am i gonna do?!

Have no Fear, ZS!
Must tweak Shopping and Counting
Five-Seven-Five, Bro

 

[eye exaggerate]

nature grows patterns
you are one of those patterns
i like Christmas Trees

 

[Zaehet Strife]

Have no Fear, ZS!
Must tweak Shopping and Counting
Five-Seven-Five, Bro

Fuuuuuuuuck.... lol

 

[Zaehet Strife]

I fucked shit up man...

I didn't mean to do it,

I don't smoke pot much....





lol

 

[Padawanbater2]

What is the purpose
of a goddamn haiku?
I am fucking stumped

Killed it!