All my guts actually work pretty good
I had a dissected aorta in 2019 which was repaired with a dacron polyester graft which has been holding up well so far
I was in a public restroom about 55 years ago and someone had written over the urinal "if you have a weak pump better stand close or you will piss on your feet"
I checked the transmission fluid level on my car but the results were somewhat inconclusive
I've beeen experiencing what seems like some mild slippage which is affecting my gas mileage