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At least you got hay, I planted 12 of the 15 seeds I bought from them and have gotten 0% germination. That's alongside other seeds that all germinated. The seeds looked immature so I wasn't confident but 0%? Gimmee a break, that's no coincidence.

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who are they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied. "What kind of a name is that?" the...

Two Irishmen walk OUT of a bar..............

One day a redneck wife walked into the local bank to withdraw money. Her five boys, and five girls followed her. The bank attendant looked at the children. She pointed at the oldest son and asked, "What's his name?" "Leroy." The wife replied. The attendant then asked about the second oldest...

This married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest, "I had an affair with a woman...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?" The man says, "Well, we undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in...