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Sonoran Desert is one upping your weather today...happy Friday to you to sir.

Good morning ! On the advice of the good Dr. Andre Romell Young, aka Dr. Dre I'm listening to this forgotten album during my morning squat thrusts.I can't listen to the Nevermind album anymore but I forgot about Bleach.

Different strokes for different folks bud, my mind had them passing around a bottle of whiskey catorizing wounds with fire pokers. Not trying to insult the martini just saying it's not what I imagined

I feel like I read that in an old issue of field and stream at my grandpa's when I was a kid. Have a hard time believing martinis were the drink of choice after that adventure. Edit: I did not read the intro where you said it was a true story..Good prose and writing, was it in the magazine???

I forgot to add that based on where the scar is it seems completely unnecessary lol

No if you cut yourself the deals off. It was just slightly traumatizing. I was like it will just be some old lady it will be fine. Then I get there and was not 1 but 3 super hotties like a porno all different styles, one dark, one blonde, one asain..but no ball shave then they wheel me in, and...

I gotta do this shit too. Fuckers been dislocating since I was 18 that's over 18 years, Fuck I'm old. Gotta Hernia surgery about 9 years ago.. they wait till your asleep to shave your balls, and uhh don't eat the same day after your surgery.. you'll puke your brains out.

And here I was as a child wondering how we as land dwellers hunted a cliff edge dwelling, solitary, flying animal, to seemingly brink of extinction. What are they doing there?

So this is a lazy Saturday Hot smoke not full balls, so two parts brown sugar to one part salt. Let it set in the fridge for a few hours till the sugar is liquefied and smoke for about an hour.

Imma smoke some salmon and eat it on some rye bread with a hard boiled egg..pics later

So anyway taco bell has these little Cinnabon shits like a donut hole full of semen. Not saying it's good but it exists

You know there is a commercial about this you are becoming your parents

Fart ya dude its best of best on seafood, I have this crazy adventure story about having to journey into little Mexico in the DC area just to get some tapa tio for my oysters Rockefeller, back at fat boys in Bowie Md where i was stuck for 6 months....can't believe there areas of the country that...

https://news.yahoo.com/monkeys-escape-truck-crashes-pennsylvania-151730869.html Jamie Labar was working at the front desk at a Super 8 hotel in Montour County, Pennsylvania, on Friday when she heard that there had been a crash on the highw... Oh fuck ya, I wish it was apes but I'll take what...

Ya for sure you're gonna get one I'm trying to pm people but don't know if I know how

Feel like ive been being a doosh canoo lately .. Imma pm some people that I feel like I owe, or should do a nice thing for from the before times. Please don't be scared