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Not a Joke but something that happened many years ago. I shot this Deer and had to drive in and check the Deer in. Well went and Check Station is closed so we have to take it another 20 miles. Stopped at a Station told my wife I had the runs. She says you going to be ok? Yea I think so. Get...

I found a News Paper article on me years ago hunting with a Sidelock Muzzleloader back before inlines. I wrote many Magazine Articles on Hunting, Trapping and just animals. I was also a Photographer back when it was all 35 mm and I ordered my film in bulk. My most expensive hunt was Austrian...

Yea I killed a Ram one time and I could never handle eating it so the Dogs ate great.

My wife has never been drunk or high but being around her makes everyone wonder. I was going to get a bottle of Jack she says while you're at it get me a big bottle of Vodka.???? Ok. What are you going to do with the Vodka? I'm going to soak my Vanilla Beans. OK I won't ask. She makes out of...

That is one thing I'll miss if they do away with FEMA. We would stay in some nice places and some I didn't care for. I don't know how this works but we take FEMA Classes and decide where you stay but not FEMA we are DHS. Cut my wife back to 20 hours but she has been working more hours than...

Need to paint mine. Tried stain and didn't care for it. If I fall it isn't good I can't get up. Been doing exercises to improve flexibility and balance. I have one Arm I destroyed the Shoulder so basically it don't work.

Me and Pickups have History one time I got too messed up to fish. So I was laying in back of my Pickup looking at the stars. Said to myself they sure are moving fast as my Pickup rolled into the river.

Where I was kind of cheating I had my Pickup and Computer could watch movies on one charge. Had Chainsaw and Big Fire. Age and Cancer changes things. But my garden needed tilling actually it needs couple more times. But I Tilled it my wife was watching she said year ago I couldn't do that...

Best time I ever had was middle of nowhere in the mountains in a Tent and it was raining. Can't do it anymore.

That's about right last four trips that is what we did. Not as fun as a Tent but we had a good time.

My camping anymore is paying for Air B&B in advance. Ground floor and Shower.

The old days.wait that's my sons girlfriend. Oh well!

My Pomeranian is named Killer. My son Dad you sure you want to name him Killer? What else has the Dog got going for him.

That kind of reminds me of when our house was robbed. They walked through the woods to get to our place. They put a Dog in the house so she wouldn't follow them.

Neighbor Woman wanted to have sex. I was thinking she was already in a relationship with a guy that had went back to his wife and this woman was making his life he'll. She told me she had this guy put in prison for rape and the sex was consensual. My answer was an easy get away. Wrong this...

What Balls I'm over 70.

Tuff got to accept it society is hollering.

Actually I'm more for the Doctor than the pills.

Got to have a Drug Test in a few days. Get this they don't care about THC but want to make sure I'm taking my Hydrocodone.

Lost my old Beagle the other day my constant companion because I needed her. Now I have a Pomeranian and Multipoo.