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I'm a classically trained string player as well.... 90% chance this person is a crushing, stomping, shoe, foot fetishist and it's got nothing to do with the musicianship at all. Want to know what joint pain does to musicality and ability to play, see my pics above; it f@#$king hurts...

It's Tuesday, clones are happy. Flowers have 8 days left. Very happy and stinky.

1 / 5 ceilings scraped for the remodel. This is the library/foyer celing set. Next up is the dining room and stair hallway, which are directly behind me from the picture. Then the living-room. All these will be re-mudded, primed, painted, new floor, new baseboards, and new electrical. Before...

Step 1: Trap a fresh Canadian. Step 2: Politely, Ethically, and painlessly slaughter said Canadian. Step 3: dry age for at least 90 days Step 4: salt brine cure Step 5: slow smoke for 48 hours step 6: package and store until needed for your pizza, charge your friends 60 loonies for a piece.

No Love for Kobalt dads? <pouts>

Here's your stoner moment of zen for the night. Spark up and put this on, if you've already seen it you have better stoner friends than I. I've always wanted to do this, still not quite satisfied with the angles and view of the plant he used. One day I may take on this task if I have a space I...

It took me about 2 years to get aerocloning dialed in. In sequence of problems I solved. 1) equipment. I started with a tuffy bin, a hole bit for my drill to drill 12 holes, an air pump, and some neoprene plugs. I averaged less than a 50% strike rate, and what did strike took 2+ weeks to show...

Popped mom about 2 months ago, chopped her up for kids about 2 weeks ago. After 13 days in the cloning chamber. I had roughly 60% strike within 6 days, the rest showed their feet by day 9. The 5 that survived the culling now in their starter pots for the next two weeks. Wish I had the...

Eeeek. The thought of all that shattered glass in a milkshake. Yikes, maybe I just need a better blender to break those bottles down more effectively.

My daughter is only 13, but within the last year or two her pun game has gotten on point. She'll roll into my studio while I'm working and blam, she'll lay down a cover fire of puns, dad jokes, and outright groaners that just ... hurt. Out of 4-6 jokes she'll drop at once, only one will jam up...

Ya haven't lived until you've had a tree-way.

Tree humpers are nothing new. We've had them running wild in the states since at least the mid-60's. They even have an adoption organization.

Holiday Reading

Home from the parent's house for the holidays. Came home, yep I'm a grower in week 7; we got hit in the face with dank when we walked in the door. Life is as it always is, had our annual appliance holiday failure. So we got a new freezer today, the food is safe and the 14 year old freezer is...

Cop humor. :wall: Just a say, No. the life you save could be your own.

If it were a Volkswagen it would be $150, but the computer would lie for you.

You know it, only way to grow the devil's cabbage.

Cleaned and satanized the aero-cloner. Time to cut up the MILC and make some babies.

My sister does the Elf on Shelf thing. Couple years ago I raided my niece's barbie collection and setup Elf in a nude spring-break hut-tub, next to the manger at the nativity inn. For a 74 year old, mom thwapped me pretty hard when I said every good hotel should have a hot tub. They put Elf on...