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Reported for doxxing @choomer. Not cool, man.

Threaten my dogs. I wish a motherfucker would. A 50 second release of tension followed by a short trip to the nearest fast food dumpster. Op - you should have grabbed him by the throat & nutbag, firm grip on each, and bounced him off the nearest wall until his ears bled and he pissed himself...

Thank you! (I just ejaculated) This thread is coming (snicker) to life, FINALLY!

It was my 'dating' credo for many years, yep. Ain't it the truth. I can't count the mornings I've woken up with my face looking/feeling like a glazed donut. I know of something that could really help with the bass problem.....

I recognize this gif. I beat off to it a few times.

The intense sun has been punishing the AC, but just look what it's done within a few days' time! Beneath this cacti is a fully intact ecosystem, filled with several species of skinks, snakes, scorpions, toads, etc. Branches overburdened with fruit. Berries developing at an amazing rate.....

A collected volume of tall tales penned by a group of old drunks a few thousand years ago. "And then the GIANT flew into the massive whale's ASSHOLE, and that's why the seas parted and the locust kings ruled Egypt!"

Nah, I meant the gaping, blown out orifice that he's been flaunting throughout this 'thread', or more specifically what he's been extruding from it with each 'post'....

Now you're getting it!

Ahhhhh, fairy tales! You should have just SAID so!

'Christians', amirite?

A new random word string game of some sort? Hairy tractor sunshine Flying taco waterfall Nutty baseball chameleon Seriously though; you aren't even the slightest bit embarrassed? We are. For you.

"Changed"? I just dropped a word or two, your intent remains the same. Should I add the fify tag to help with your whining? You've been going on for days about "puppies", "lubing up", "wieners", etc. Sickening.

I thought he was talking about:

Which one?

"Our" father? My pop banged your mom? Huh, no shit.