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Oh, ye of short memories, look at the state of the former British Empire, especially the USA and Chiraq (how many shootings and fatalities in Chicago over the last couple of weekends?), when you can come close to fucking up such a huge swathe of the world at the same time you can come back and...

Fixed it for you, free of charge for the first one, $50 a correction for you from now.

Don't forget to put it in slow motion...

2 Fabiola or 2 Unlimited would do it quicker

Blame Bush!! I mean, come on, I'm sure ONE of us can think up a scenario where y'all can blame Bush for Trump, there has to be something

Already said I did, and did so from long before Trump opened his trap. Reasons have been given above, if the words aren't too big for you. And I would never deny that the Tories fucked it up, that started in 2014 when Cameron made the promise of a referendum and then did NOTHING to plan for any...

I'll make you listen to the auditions for The Voice for a month...

"Give me my stuff back or I'll force you to watch The Orville on a loop"

I voted leave. I have no issue with the european countries or their people, I do have an issue with a supra-national organisation hell-bent in turning itself into a recognised country in it's own right at the expense of these individual countries. And since the UK has never been a "full" partner...

Some people just don't care, they're the ones you, unfortunately, always end up having to play hardball against.

Dear oh dear, you really struggle, don't you. Meanwhile, outside of Baldrick's delusional world of the turnip, another 2, not quite so important, cabinet members have stepped down. That's 5 resignations from May's cabinet so far today. I see a meltdown in the offing, just as they should be...

Last time that happened to me it was sorted out quite quickly. "It's my property, if I have to come back it will be with police. Which way do you want this to go?"

White Haze auto under my DIY led panel made out of flexible strip, 4.5 litre pot, on 12/12, took around 14 weeks. Pic below from a week ago, since then the final stage has happened with trichs cloudy, leaves have slowly died off and/or curled in, no white pistils, and test buds have given me a...

Methinks you may have had too much, you best go lie down for a while.

Will be taken when chopped and trimmed, but this one's from 06/20

Do you like being fisted too?

The Oompah-Loompah with a chihuahua on his head, silly...

You could say the same about Boris, except with Boris you also add on "Serial Shagger" because he seems to have problems with his zipper, but in all honesty Trump could keep his mouth shut and the British press would still say he said something offensive. Problem is that there are going to be...

No, there's a difference between a lynch mob and a popular uprising. I would have thought that, of all people, Americans would have understood the concept of that. Meanwhile, something has just struck me. The Donald has his state visit to the UK on Friday, he's going to walk right into the...

You would be right if I lived in England, and to be quite frank it's probably easier to get a firearm in London than it is in the US. But don't worry, when I become benevolent dictator you will be the first up against the wall, and the first to be used as biofuel to save the planet.