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nahh, i just googled blue balls monkey ahahah. but now thanks to you, i am informed. my brain thanks you.

twelve filthy fappers fapping .

According to a poll done by Esquire: More than once a day - 9% Once a day - 26% Once a week - 32% Once a month - 10% Almost never - 12% Never - 10% Go ahead and click an option, it's fully anonymous.

where the fuck is this kids autopsy report? i want to know if he had any defensive wounds/marks before he was shot.

all i know is i'd find a good lawyer before i even claimed the money.. i'd hire someone to handle all the taxes and shit too.

ahhhh the vervet monkey... his beautiful blue balls and bright red pecker.

^like all the ones that i can't like because there is no like button.. FUUUUUUU

find a good accountant.

come on in... the water feels fine.

you two should just fuck and get it over with.

i'm gonna take carne to the ocean:hump:

you join for a little over 2 years, you go and volunteer in a foreign country. they pay for everything housing/food/necessities, you get a place to live.. usually your own little house in the community. you get vacation days and shit, you get medical and dental while you're there. and then when...

wait, do you have any volunteer experience? you already said you're pretty smart.. you have a year of college. you should send in an application for the peace corps. it will give you tons of experience, you could try to do agriculture or some shit.

i remember when i didn't have a money or a job, people ask you if you're working and you say no... and then you feel like a worthless piece of shit. you could always get lucky and end up working like i did (even though i'm unemployed now, but i have a nice looking savings account to help me out...

y u no eyebrowz?!

maybe soon.. but i just switched from crack rock over to cocaine.