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It was the marijuanas that done spoilt us

Oh yeah. In wasn't always a goat you know. When I first showed up here I looked like this....

Sink or swim, baby.

It's funny, yesterday I was trying to find new insults by adding the words "assed" and "motherfucker" to innocuous sentences. Things like: "You Lego playing assed kid getting under my hooves mother fucker!" It's a pretty adaptable method of insult. I can't wait til i can get it to flow...

I guess that's a just approach. Like with witches. They gotta get that fair trial right?

Hard Mode

...I don't know how to say this without actually saying it. I'll try. So, the 'noobs' being stress tested....are they mostly actually noobs, or as often as not, say....a previously joined/banned/rejoined/banned type character from, I dunno, say the UK?

.....so good to see it's business as usual in here. I'd hate to think things had moved on some since my hiatus.

Thanks, chief! Yeah, about those signs...even from way over here in Yurp I've had a pretty heavy dose of those 'candidates'. I'm not sure I could stomach too much more to be honest.

I'm a red man really. Though to be fair, drink is drink, and by fuck I love to drink.

Hey, Roo! Couldn't stay away forever. Stil gotta keep out of the gardening scene for a while, since I'm still at war with the Babylon...that and living in a bus in a scrap yard....changes the game a bit! Building homes in vehicles is something we've been doing for years, seems like people are...

A good fence pretty much speaks for itself as a meal, though a light side of bicycle spokes can be fine addition. It's more important to follow it with something suitable robust like a hose or some cabling to really complete the dining experience.

We left the caravan over there, we're in the bus at the moment. It's a bit small really now the kids are getting bigger. And faster. A louder......so we're going to look out for a horsebox lorry and do that out. And have room to breathe again! Missus is doing good. All the vertigo and physical...

Look Malty. We've been through this...... Aw, wherever. It's a reunion. Though I'm actually back in the UK for now. It's impossible to get your coat dry in the land of perpetual rain.

Back atcha Hooka!

Missed you too, 2. And I was worried about you all. I thought there must be a lot of fear right now, fear and confusion. So I came to put your minds at rest. I'm going to look into putting everything right. As soon as I've finished eating this fence.

Yeah? Fuck you, Chuck.

Neither of these dogs have ever brought home any pounds of marijuanas, and they know it, and they are ashamed.

Missed you too Pin. Somehow I knew something big was going to happen today when I woke up with a....well, more than my usual pair of horns.