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I have an O'Keif tumbler. I prefer to look and style of the nice manual hand operated screens but the tumbler works well. You have to put quite a lot of trim through it to really get anything back but it's nice to have a good heap of keif. Now if you were tumbling buds....you could probably...

Polish Grandfather, that's probably where that came from. We must have talked about it at some point. She seems to trip off my buzz when I smoke. Quite funny being teased for being stoned by someone who's just as bad but hasn't even smoked anything! I'm off it now for a while, don't need...

Hmmm.... suicide.... perhaps I'll buy another small European car and go for a drive in the Irish countryside. Shouldn't be too long before some coffin dodging shit kicker pulls out on me and kills me fucking dead.

Cunts I say again.

Since insurance companies can't be fucked to work weekends in this half country, I need an admission of liability by lunch time so I can get a hire car sorted. As far as I know, the insurance company doesn't actually need his say so to accept liability, and I can't see that inspection of the...

She's in a terrible state, sir. ;) She never smokes...ever. Lightweight. The hold up is the 77 year old misogynist cattle farmer who thinks he owns the area cos he lives 2 miles away. How dare some crusty, English WOMAN be in the same place as him at the same time. He's claiming to have a...

Not a head on, but might as well have been. Mitsubishi Shogun towing trailer with 2 bulls in vs Citroën C3.... That's from the dash cam we bought after the last twat wrote last car off doing much the same thing 6 months ago. Fuckers have no idea out here. Just hammer across the main road...

I tried to get her to hold a lump of boiled bacon on her eye to bring down the swelling. She told me to get fucked. Same response when I suggested a potato.

Yeah I'm waiting for number 3....bring it. We're invincible. Went to see the car today. It's broke.

Noooooo, she's not so much of a forum type. Or anything too Internetty or techy really. She thinks I spend too much time talking to people I don't know! She don't know what she missing!

Thanks Hooka. She's very stiff and didn't sleep well. She's only just got over a slipped disk so in all likelihood she'll be in a bad way for some time. But, she's a trooper so she'll just get on with shit anyway. Probably won't do her any good but you just can't tell women shit cos they're...

I'm blaming the full moon, and thanking the lucky stars! Life just throws curve balls, endangers your loved ones and steals your car's sometimes. Could be worse. There are hundreds of thousands worse off than us right now.

Bushmills Malty, that'll do the trick. Thanks all, she's shaken to fuck, but ok. Home now and from here on in it's up and up! Life. Mad innit?

Cheers man. That's 2 no fault write offs in 6 months and everyone still breathing from all vehicles. Guess that makes us 'lucky'.

Possibly a little more of a sombre post than I'd normally make, but it's one of those days. I'm sat in the hospital, because my missus has just had some decrepit idiot pull out on her writing off the second car in 6 months. She has a fractured cheek bone, possibly a broken ankle and unknown...

A guy down the road from me hung himself at halloween. His mother found him in the barn. How the hell do you even dare to open your eyes at that time of year now, when all you can see is gravestones and animated corpses? Poor woman. @Metasynth, Please accept my most sincere Bah Humbuggery...

Isis!!!!

So it's just that Isis know I'm online, and get want me to know they know. No? You do good work here Sunni. It must take some patience. ;)

What does it meeeeeean?!?

Anzo! Isis has put green shit on your Avi!!!