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It's not the fact that he's marrying a guy that's weird. It's the fact he's 50 years younger.

On the metro in D.C. i saw this homeless woman in all white rags but with her skin painted black (she was black as well but also painted black). She was pushing a baby stroller with her junk in it and ranting gibberish. All the sudden she said"oh well I might as well play this harmonica" and...

Laughed so hard my wife asked why and I had to make up some bullshit reason.

Why did you answer the door?

Monsanto sucks, and actively supports the kind of politicians who want to put us in jail.

Also, I love how it's an "marijuana operation". Any other plant it's called a garden.

Probably unrelated to weed

Alcohol is bad for you man. Two or 3 craft beers a day does me fine. Weed won't destroy your body.

Yeah me too. Because I haven't smoked in a month.

Sounds like a delusion.

He's probably sleeping

Sadly I'm trying to find a new job so absolutely nothing.

No chance. You'll have to sub or postpone.

Hold off. I'm starting to look for a job bt I'm only 2 weeks off weed.

In before barf

Just because one measures rape more carefully doesn't mean it has more rape. I bet Sudan doesn't have any rrape according to Sudan.

Logic dictates that a conspiracy involving hundreds of planes and tens of thousands of ground crew, pilots, and airline personal would be impossible to keep secret.

In for epic grow

Eat some fat but otherwise empty stomach. Like a bunch of cheese or something

Turn it into compost to grow females