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Crossbow. Probably the most fucked up thing to buy a 5 year old. Or so the police tell me, anyway...

Gnmmmmmm...... I need a good milkin'

REP ruined my reputation. The day I stopped being a 'Marijuana Toker' and became a 'Ganja Smoker' I lost my job, my wife fucked off with the kids, my dog shat in my slippers, my neighbour dumped fallen leaves on my driveway, the binmen kicked over my wheely bin, my water and electricity were...

Ooooh! Snap. Stewburn, that's Hard Mode alright. Did you know Stewburn is what really killed Mad Franky Fraser? Heavy shit...

Chicken pox scar on my chest. Fuckin gangsta or what?

I like to add a military grouping to a general insult. It's good for describing government, management or an opposing football team. Examples: What a platoon of wankers. Look at that squadron of twats. Fuck you, you complete battalion of fucktards. That sort of thing.

I didn't want to ask, but since you offer... You could be like my sponsor, every time I prolapse you could be the one to stuff me back up again?

Mohamed. Or Jesus. I'm pretty secular with my fantasy conquests.

Only what was posted earlier in the thread, but that was as much as to say they'd be able to get it from orchidsupplies in the UK thus saving on the shipping. I guess they'd get in a few bottles at once and save on the shipping that way. I'd recommend it, I'm using 10ml FP and 3.5ml Protekt in...

Thanks Chin, I'm hoping there's a good bit more filling our to do too. I recon there's somewhere between 2 weeks and a month left so with a bit of luck there will be some weight to it. I'm expecting 8 - 10 oz. Anything more than that and I'll get Dyna-Gro tattooed on my butt!

Yeah, but at least my dignity is in tact.

Nope

....but nobody wants to hear about that, let alone see any pictures.

That's a dirty trick to play on him Malty. The Beetles isn't motivational to anybody under 60, just repellent and hideous. Cruel, cruel man.

Finally took some pics without the HPS on!

I didn't read any of it

Oh fuck off you lightweight.

Meh. Y'all whinge too much. Post dick and suffer the consequences. OR.....find a nifty workaround....

Fill a plasic bag with buds, cover in vegetable oil, and blast with a blow torch until it starts smoking. Then get a piss soaked towel and put it over your head and the smouldering heap of green until your eyes water and your throat burns. Maybe 2 or 3 minutes. An absolutly awful way to...

Coo coo ca-choo, motherfuckers. Coo coo ca-choo.