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i pretty much did...so my dad bought the wine on saturday and now its monday night, dont even know where my sunday went whats even funnier in a fucked up way of course is my dad got pissed drunk and started yelling at me that i had unibrow (which if course i didnt) so to shut him up u shaved ny...

Hahahahaha I be like the girl in archer always carrying the jager machine around hahahahahaha

Jeeze guys something isnt right here hahaha my hubby can always get hard no matter wat drug we take, ive had sex with him on acid, e, coke, crack, heroin....basically everything...so wat r u guys doing wrong hahahahaha

:p I have had sex on e and acid, wat an experience

Im fucking drunk like no tomorrow, c I actually dont live with my hubby at the moment, so my dad buys 16 litres of wine, I drank about 4 litres today haf a little nap in between, haha haha haha this message is taking me so long to type cuz I keep having to delete cuz u wouldn't understand hahahaha

im very curious to hear more of this story, im just baffled so explain :P

thats funny but in a really creepy way omg

so stonedfarmer where are these stories u are gonna blast over this site, i got some funny ones...started a thread about funny sex stories :P we all have them and have all been in awkward situations

alright i know we have all had some funny sex stories...so lets here them one time me and hubby were sitting in drs office...and this one dr always is like 2 hours behind schedule, so as we are sitting there we decided to sneak off for a quicky in the bathroom, well lets just say that never...

i had some baby back ribs that i marinated in a dry rub, cooked them with beer and then made a beer bbq sauce to go ontop, dont worry not all the beer went into dinner, i got my fair share to drink too :P i also made a homemade coleslaw to go with it

have u ever come to toronto for the zombie run, i think u would love it

I would say wall cuz I dont have head board hahahaha

Plus being blond what a good combination hahaha

I wouldn't put it past it hahahahaha

Who ??

ok so heres something kinda weird u can try if u want, i love it, dont know if anyone else has tried this but one thing i love during sex is choking, not to the point where u suffocate the person to death, but when u guys are fucking if u grab the neck hold it tight, damn it makes the orgasm ten...

im definitely new blood, and i bet people would like it hahahahahahahaha

i understand everyone is completely different, everyone has different tastes, like i said its probably cuz im still young, we dont have children so want to make the best of our youth i guess u can say, i hate what i read about how she clawed ur arm, that is not right its only right if its...

hahahahahahahaha thats awesome, awww ur lovely, i think u and ur boy and all of us would get along great hey im so down for coming to see u guys i think it would be great, would love to meet ur friends who are into swinging hahahahahahahaha

StonedFarmer hahahahahahaha I already new I liked u, after talking with him, i like talking too :D