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You let him shit on the grass, its a dog. Pick it up if it bothers you,

Joking your my brother from another mother, bet I got hit harder by a carpet van. I can cook too, should party sometime

I am starting to mock you now...

Hey man my shits legit... and pics for pics, cough up

let's watch a real fight

Besides the English dictionary and 3 other languages, I taught my dog the words "summer sausage " Now I'm in trouble whenever i go for a slice.

Jeremiah?

Hey I could pose as aunt Jemima if you need a showboat. Would look racist as fuck doing black face, just put a wig on me, spank my ass and tell me I'm pretty, we can go to the piggly wiggly for a corn dog.

Butt do you know the triple shakespere

Was that a question? Man up soldier, might need you to cover my 6... and not just in a sexual way...

I was just going to say hookers and blow, but fuck that. I'm a nice guy that can score hotties with a body

Who's got the red solo cups we're playing beer pong

Yeah dead lifted those through the snow last night 100 yards or so

We had two basements a mud room, 5 bedrooms, big ass yard that tied into the woods

We used to climb on the roof from the snowpiles when the roof got shoveled, had to take the boat to the bus stop during the flood,.. the first one.. next one national guard cut off our road, dad hired someone to put the drain plugs in the basement should have asked me to sneek through the back...

Wtf did you just do. Dont even want to play it but now that song is stuck in my head

The local pet shop would pay 20 a pop for walking sticks, we had a bunch on the 19 acres of old growth hard wood forest i grew up on

Meant to say damn. And fuck

Anyone remember walking sticks and leaf bugs? Darn near pornographic. Darn pestos I reckon