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  1. beardo

    Getting Rich at the Alzheimers Assisted Living Facility

    Don't know why people always want to paint things in a negative light, why not see it as a positive, take herpes for one example, if you like unprotected sex you'll love sex during a herpes outbreak, the open sores are really just pleasure enhancement so much more sensitivity when you're raw...
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    hope you don't mind pissing in a cup to recover your own money

    Slavery is not illegal in the United States. You are wrong. Read the Constitution.
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    Let's get drunk!!!

    I butt chug my vodka because I don't want people smelling liquor on my breath and thinking less of me
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    the most OG mother fucker around

    Nice that you're familiar with his work, he is one of the most popular gay porn stars You are but one of many fans engorged by his work
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    New clutch Wednesday!!! Yay

    Yeah I add oil sometimes but when I stick my finger in I definitely feel oil so I figure it's good, sometimes I make a grinding noise but it's only when being ridden hard
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    What the fuck have you given me?!

    I love herpes, Its very underrated in my opinion
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    Expressing your dog, Do you do it yourself?

    I was wondering if dogs would like to watch dogs doing it on tv? As big as the adult film industry is for humans and as big as big as the pet industry is I think it could be a huge market, I bet your dog would love to watch some dogs getting freaky on tv while you're out or asleep or whatever...
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    Expressing your dog, Do you do it yourself?

    Some people seem to be a bit uncomfortable and uptight about this and that's why I think I could help out and make it a little less uncomfortable and awkward for them by offering to do it, im thinking about asking people at the dog park if I can express their dogs or maybe even making a sign or...
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    Expressing your dog, Do you do it yourself?

    I don't know what you people are on about but it's kind of weird and off topic Anyways I was just thinking I bet a lot of people have pets that are unable to express themselves properly and the owners probably don't want to do it and a vet is expensive so I thought maybe I could offer to do it...
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    Expressing your dog, Do you do it yourself?

    My avatar is Frank Zappa, I don't really want to talk about it, but yeah...people say I look just like him. I guess I could be your dad, I don't know though. Anyways have you helped your dog express himself? I wonder how many people here have dogs that have trouble expressing themselves.
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    Expressing your dog, Do you do it yourself?

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    Beardo, Let's Talk Aliens

    This doesn't surprise me but hopefully they will not make recharging over the US a regular event. They normally do this in Mexico when in North America maybe HAARP was malfunctioning and they were forced into US airspace when the storm wasn't formed in the intended area. I think it is great that...
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    Sucking your oun member

    You have to do a head stand like position and then bring your knees down towards your shoulders kind of like your doing a crunch using the weight of your legs to bend your neck and back and you can do it, just keep practicing and you'll get it.
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    Positive people required!!

    Didn't read the thread but are you people looking for dirty needles so you can become positive and qualify for a medical card recommendation?
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    Why do people always take kindness for weakness?!

    You don't have to act offended, I'm just trying to help. You sound like a good guy and that's really commendable of you to help out with your ex's kids, that's pretty big of you to be ok with her dumping you and getting banged by men untill one of them knocked her up and then helping her and...
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    New clutch Wednesday!!! Yay

    I don't think I've blown anything but I did check into the plug it's kind of hard to access where it is but I did get a finger in their and it felt smooth around the edges and I couldn't get a good look at it so I used a mirror- like one of those dental mirrors and it looked alright I guess
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    New clutch Wednesday!!! Yay

    I'm leaking from the rear main seal, the drain behind my drive shaft, my bell housing doesn't really get noticeably dirty but if I wipe the area there is definitely noticeable leakage
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    Why do people always take kindness for weakness?!

    How about you just cut all the macho tough guy act and just skip right to the gay stuff, call up this guy and get it on. I mean the chick had already dumped you and you've already got this guy living with you, might as well just skip right to it, don't be shy, who cares if you're a homo, I...
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    Why do people always take kindness for weakness?!

    You should let him tap dat ass. I bet you'll be amazed at how long he can last on all that junk. Don't knock it till you've tried it. After you've let him knock on your back door report back and let us all know if I was right
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