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"Either shit or get off the pot." Applies to more than it seems in life.

Our shows taught us life lessons and made us all the better for them - can't speak for current shows but it seems the writers did a great job of encorporating themes and ideas to really set childrens thought process off (even if through violence and dirty jokes)

From the old man: "You're the one who has to get up and go to work everyday, so do what makes you happy"

I am prepared to be flamed, but here it goes: I hide my smoking from my wife; I know I could tell her and it would all be koscher, but I decide not to for the following reason: When we first met in college, I was a 24/7 smoker and was dedicated to stay that way. She smoked with me a few times...

1408 A creepy movie, do not like horror but love the mind fuck. Has it's "gotcha" moments that will make you jump.

When I was 17 or so I always kept a little baggie in the ash tray compartment in my truck (before I figured out how to properly carry). Was driving my mom to the store and hit a speed bump, ash tray popped open and she saw my bud in all it's glory. All she said was, "I hope you are smart with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdYJf_ybyVo A little long but sums up what words cannot express. Few people at the funeral would get it, but those select few would understand perfectly.....

It has been getting on my nerves lately - out of nowhere someone says "would you sit down? You're making me nervous" or "Sit down before you wear a hole through the floor". Like biting my fingernails, I have no clue that I pace until someone points it out. Even worse when I am high - sitting...

180 Degrees South About a man trying to recreate an epic mountain summit in Patagonia and his adventures throughout the process

looks like a "Louie" to me

Doesn't even need an introduction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_OMPrqhA_4

Tried it when I was 14 years old, met a kid at the golf course and grabbed a baggie off him. Smoke some with the trouble maker kid at the end of the road and not a damn thing...he was acting all funny and I was rather disappointed - convinced myself that weed is just a mental game and people...

I love my dog unconditionally - if she poops on the rug I still love her. I love my wife to extreme extents and would take a bullet for her, but she has the capability to know right from wrong. She can think on a higher level and weigh the pros and cons of her actions before commiting them...

Selling blunts to everyone and their mother is a recipe for disaster. I can tell you from first hand experience that those people buying your blunts will throw you under the bus in a heartbeat the second cops ask questions. Trust no one. If you were selling larger amounts, even a slice, then...

Never been knocked out (from what I can remember), but I have epilepsy and will faint from time to time. That feeling comes on similar to standing up too quick, there is an immense pressure in my head and everything goes black. Literally the next instant I recall is lying on the floor with the...

Not to go too off topic, but the worst was when the class clown would rip one during a perfect moment (e.g. during a test or when there was a slient break in the lecture). Does not matter what grade I was in, I could not contain myself for at least 20 minutes. It could be an hour later and the...

I would not want to dose while on my beeriod.

Swamp Thing... And also whatever this was:

My main summer ride: Being a 650 make it more of a bitch on tighter trails but fire roads and regular paved roads......oh god does she tear it up.

This with a pair of jnco's was my life in the 90's. That front pocket on the starter jacket held anything and everything.