$140 Penis Fails to Work

i've got one of these.. pretty crazy whipping out my big fake penis for the first time while some guy is standing a foot behind me watching my every move..
practice makes perfect ime... :D
 
Ive used mine at the methadone clinic for years.The clinic Im at now dont even obsrve urines.Most clinics in the south have watch windows and cameras.Ones gotta two mirra.Ihave used mine on probation years ago.
 
Dale Earnhardt said:
Ive used mine at the methadone clinic for years.The clinic Im at now dont even obsrve urines.Most clinics in the south have watch windows and cameras.Ones gotta two mirra.Ihave used mine on probation years ago.
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that's where i've used mine dale.. they just stopped monitoring ua's though, find that kind of freaky though tbh... i only used it because out of no where they started testing for thc.. i told my counselor i went there to stop using heroin, not to stop smoking weed, thank you very much, lol.. she was pretty cool about it tbh, but they still tested me.. only lasted a few months before one day she pulled me aside and told me they're no longer doing it...:D:D:D:D:D
 
racerboy71 said:
i've got one of these.. pretty crazy whipping out my big fake penis for the first time while some guy is standing a foot behind me watching my every move..
practice makes perfect ime... :D
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Therefore I'm assuming yer a guy. Otherwise whipping out a big fake penis would get some real attention. I looked at the website and I did not think them particularly "big" but maybe it's just me.;-)
 
That's the song (unedited version). I ended up looking them up on Wiki just now to see where the band ended up. Then I watched some of their other videos on YouTube which got me watching other nonsense videos. Isn't the Internet a wonderful place to get lost when your high? :-)
 
AimAim said:
Therefore I'm assuming yer a guy. Otherwise whipping out a big fake penis would get some real attention. I looked at the website and I did not think them particularly "big" but maybe it's just me.;-)
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not big if you have a hard on, but on the bigger side ime for a flaccid penis.. that's the other thing, they don't really hang much like the real thing, kind of making it look bigger and more fake...

takes some practice taking it out and handling it in your hands in order for it not to look uber fake, therefore fooling whomever maybe watching you use it..
 
Just outof curiousity, why would you go with one of those rather than the shakes and teas that clean you up? From what i can tell, they all seem to be a combo of tons of water, vit b to make it yellow, and creatine to raise the specific gravity so that it doesn't come across diluted. Admittedly, I haven't fakes a screen for over 25 years and back then I could throw salt in it. But I had times wheteI knew one was possible and experimented/researched.
 
racerboy71 said:
that's where i've used mine dale.. they just stopped monitoring ua's though, find that kind of freaky though tbh... i only used it because out of no where they started testing for thc.. i told my counselor i went there to stop using heroin, not to stop smoking weed, thank you very much, lol.. she was pretty cool about it tbh, but they still tested me.. only lasted a few months before one day she pulled me aside and told me they're no longer doing it...:D:D:D:D:D
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Maybe they were testing to make sure you were using pot, LOL. You'd think anyone seriously trying to kick any opiate would use weed as an adjunct therapy. I know it's helping me get off morphine.
 
GrowinDad said:
Just outof curiousity, why would you go with one of those rather than the shakes and teas that clean you up? From what i can tell, they all seem to be a combo of tons of water, vit b to make it yellow, and creatine to raise the specific gravity so that it doesn't come across diluted. Admittedly, I haven't fakes a screen for over 25 years and back then I could throw salt in it. But I had times wheteI knew one was possible and experimented/researched.
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those shakes and teas are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too iffy imvho... they is no real sure pass with those things, with fake urine, so long as you keep it in the correct temp range, i've yet to come up dirty or fail for any other reasons.. can't say how many people i've read or heard about that take those drink things, follow the directions exactly, yet still fail for one reason or another.. :(
 
curious2garden said:
Maybe they were testing to make sure you were using pot, LOL. You'd think anyone seriously trying to kick any opiate would use weed as an adjunct therapy. I know it's helping me get off morphine.
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lol, i wish curious.. i haven't touched anything other than weed in almost 12 years now.. for like 10 of those, they never tested for weed, ever, then out of no where, they put up signs saying that they're gonna start testing for thc.. yeah, i wasn't a happy camper to say the least..
like i said though, my counselor was pretty cool when i sat down and talked to her about it at least.. :D
 
roflmao.. "$140 penis fails to work" This may sound stereotypical, but was it manufactured in China?
 
Figong said:
roflmao.. "$140 penis fails to work" This may sound stereotypical, but was it manufactured in China?
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i think the title is a bit misleading tbh.. the penis didn't fail to work.. it pee'ed just fine, lol.. it's just that the monitor caught on to the fact that dude was using a fake willy is all..
 
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