1st lap dance....please tell

rowlman

rowlman

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okay, so I'm listening to some old jams while cleaning my veg room and I hear 'Rock Candy'...montrose...and it flashes me back to my 1st real lap dance at a strip club...this chic was sporting the Billy Idol look, hair and all,and she tried to put a dog leash around my neck...some how I ended up latching it on to the dog collar she had around her neck...that pissed her off a little and, in fun, she ripped all the buttons off my shirt and I had to spend the rest of the evening with my shirt wide open...and had to go home to the wife with that and the lipstck she so nicely planted on my shirt collar...that was my 1st.
 
Cheap Basterd

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This reminds me of my first, in some ways. In england the intrduced an 18" rule beofre I had mine, meaning the girls had to stay 18" away from you and couldn't touch you. LAME!

I was lucky enough to have one before all this kicked off. Smoking hot leggy Blonde, I'd say a nice 34D all natural.

The rule was that I had to sit on my hands and I wasn't allowed to touch what so ever. So I sat on my hands and watched this beautiful woman slowly remove her black lingerie whilst writhing against me. Tits in my face and everything. I was a baggy jean wearing mother fucker at the time and I had a raging hardon under my jeans and she was grinding all over my hard cock. I was so tempted to grab her perfect tits, just didn't want my head stoved in by the rioded up bouncers.

All in all a great experience. Even got a kiss at the end of the dance. Aww, the good ol' days
 
rowlman

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the 18" rule is crazy...thats like torture!...in Sarasota Florida the girls had to wear little bandaids on their nipples...that shit is uncalled for....I'd rather her just have a bikini top on than a bandaid...lol

like 55 views and no other stories...you guys are kinda lame today.....where's poonjoon??..."HEY POONJOON"...we need a story here
 
Cheap Basterd

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rowlman said:
the 18" rule is crazy...thats like torture!...in Sarasota Florida the girls had to wear little bandaids on their nipples...that shit is uncalled for....I'd rather her just have a bikini top on than a bandaid...lol

like 55 views and no other stories...you guys are kinda lame today.....where's poonjoon??..."HEY POONJOON"...we need a story here
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I agree with you. Bandaids on the niples. What the fuck. I like to be teased, that's just over the top. What next, fully clothed women doing household chores? We've gor Wives, Girlfriends for that. lol. It's a sad sad day for sure. at least we had it it good before it went all crazy.

Maybe we're the only ones posting because everyone is just too PC these days.
 
rowlman

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^^^ I thought I'd get a few stories when I heard that song and decided to post....maybe I should of waited untill the weekend...lol
 
Luger187

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ahh... strippers...

my first was at a strip club. she was a really hot milf. i dont remember much, other than she would bite my hardon through my pants. i went back about 3 times and she was there every time.

let me tell u... this 18 year old(at the time) LOVED IT
 
Don Gin and Ton

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my first and last time. stag do in glasgow with the lads, they had a vip area but the capacity was only 6 there were 8 of us so, not being that bothered bout seeing some cheap lookin lassy flash her kebab at me i stayed at the bar with the other gooseberry. 15 mins later i was bored and not liking the bar prices so i said to the other lad lets have a dance eh. all good, wasnt really a turn on in fact i was that saddo showing the stripper pics of what i got at home, lmao first words were wow is she a stripper too!?? i say no she just dresses for occaisions ;)

so anyway i get home feeling the effects of a weekend on the wreck. first thing my girl asks i so did you go to the strippers? yeah i say. so did you have a dance? well yeah. MAJOR mistake.

she went ape shit tried to throw my phone out the car window. kicked off big time, said it was like id cheated on her. floods of tears and packing her bags to move back home :( in my hungover state all i could think to say was. look if there was anything to hide i wouldnt have told you. 2ND mistake....

so if in doubt that your GF/wife may not take kindly to you being girated at by some tart you dont really fancy. my advice. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
 
rowlman

rowlman

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Don Gin and Ton said:
my first and last time. stag do in glasgow with the lads, they had a vip area but the capacity was only 6 there were 8 of us so, not being that bothered bout seeing some cheap lookin lassy flash her kebab at me i stayed at the bar with the other gooseberry. 15 mins later i was bored and not liking the bar prices so i said to the other lad lets have a dance eh. all good, wasnt really a turn on in fact i was that saddo showing the stripper pics of what i got at home, lmao first words were wow is she a stripper too!?? i say no she just dresses for occaisions ;)

so anyway i get home feeling the effects of a weekend on the wreck. first thing my girl asks i so did you go to the strippers? yeah i say. so did you have a dance? well yeah. MAJOR mistake.

she went ape shit tried to throw my phone out the car window. kicked off big time, said it was like id cheated on her. floods of tears and packing her bags to move back home :( in my hungover state all i could think to say was. look if there was anything to hide i wouldnt have told you. 2ND mistake....

so if in doubt that your GF/wife may not take kindly to you being girated at by some tart you dont really fancy. my advice. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
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I made the same mistake after a bachelor party...not only did I talk too much about what happened, but I made a comment on the 'grooming' on one of the dancers...holy shit!...KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! is right...lol...I guess I wasn't susposed to be looking there:-P
 
gogrow

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ah, lets see....

Mardi gras night, 3rd drunk of the day, hustler club on bourbon st.... My sis in law had been stripping for about 4months, so we ended up at the club.... She was too weirded out (at that point, got plenty later in her 'career' :D) to give me a dance, so said she'd buy me one with the girl of my choosing.... About an hour before that, we were talking about the 'dirty' girls in the club, and there was one that she said gave $10 blowjobs with a dance, so naturally, I pick her :D Not only for that reason, but also because she was columbian and had the best ass in the club, which I am a sucker for :)
So I go to get my dance, and the whole time my drunk ass keeps telling her that I paid an extra 10 damnit :)
Ended up getting smashed and about 5more dances from her.... Still to this day neither my wife nor I can figure out if I actually got my bird blown or not, but I was hooked regardless.... I dont remember doing it, but I filled out an application and was working there about a week later..... Now I fucking love strippers and strip clubs, but dont like to go unless I can sit center stage all night and make it rain :D
 
rowlman

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I love 'em too...I did alot of work in the Metro Detroit area and got hooked on the strip clubs...theres some pretty nice ones outside the city...and some nice raunchy ones in the city...either way I love that shit
 
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Been to a few strip clubs. My first was in Edmonton, Alberta, she was young, and very athletic. As usual I was a shy gentleman; yet after a few whiskies sometimes that notion goes out the door. By the end of the two songs, she was naked, and definately not 18 inches away. As cheap as paying a girl is, it felt sensual. Sometimes a guy needs to be touched.

Later I traveled around the world, and saw many beautiful girls. Young girls, old girls, shy girls, raunchy girls, even one in Mexico who looked like a fifties pinup girl. A powdered white face framed with perfect black hair, and a mouth accented with bright red lipstick. As she walked across the bar she lightly graced the hair on the back of my head. In many countries they do more than just dance. Most of these girls have accepted they're circumstances, yet some never do. A tragic story really, as I've met girls who were too pure to do what they do.

Life is a complicated mess at times. Truth be told, the powers that be instilled an overwhelming sexual urge in all of us.
 
rowlman

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Okay then...^..^..., I didn't want to feel guilty about paying for dances!...lol...just kidding
 
rowlman

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brownbearclan said:
Heh never had one, never saw the point in it if I didn't get to hit it afterward. =)
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...lol...I love the strip clubs.I don't go anymore,and the dances now are like $30...lol...wtf, for 1 song??...but 10 years ago you could get a dance for $5 or $10 dollars...I guess it's just checking out all the different girls ,different outfits and dancing styles is what I like...lol...and the fact that most of them are sluts is nice too...a little eye candy is good for the soul...and you CAN hit it afterwards, it just costs more!...lol

but truthfully, I love girls of all shapes,sizes,race,color...etc. and some strip clubs are a nice place to enjoy a variety , it's like a melting pot of whores
 
Cheap Basterd

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brownbearclan said:
Heh never had one, never saw the point in it if I didn't get to hit it afterward. =)
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I agree with you, Man.

Mine was a one time deal, just to cross it off the shit to do list. Was it fucn? Fuck yeah! More than anything it left me feeling frustrated that I could never get to bang that chick ( she was smokin')

I use to work opposite the place I got my one and only Lap dance and the cool part was our break room was right accross from where the dancers would get changed, so on a good day we'd catch a glimpse of some tits or shaved pussy. you'd see the same sad old fucks going in there on the regular. It's kind of sad that that's there only form of intamacy (other than their dried up barren wives that don't want to fuck them anymore. lol)

It can be a bit of harmless fun and for sure and makes for an interesting end to a night out. My girl has had dances from both men and women, and she said most of the dudes were gross and sweaty with filthy old whores grabbing at them like crazed meth heads. lol

My girl wants us to go together, should be fun. In the States do they have places where you can go into private rooms with the girls?
 
rowlman

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Oh yes...it will vary from State to State, but private rooms are great...you want to find a nice, dress shirt and slacks place for that...(no jeans or t-shirts)a Gentelmens Club...usually by the airports in the Metro areas...only the top-notch classy joints if your taking the wife...the women aren't a bunch of meth heads in those nicer places....maybe coke, but not meth...lol...jk

Good luck on your adventure, sounds like you have a real cool wife, I'm sure you guys will have fun...see ya
 
jammin screw

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Yeah they have private rooms, for one on one n a few songs, my first lapdance at a stripclub I turned 18, we all went n it was from a dollar dance which is like a 15,20 sec experience, I got slapped by big tatas dd, booty droppin on my ish, luckily I was wearin windpants haha, n she kinda pulled down my pants n quickly touched my member(lol) wit her lips, dirty whore, did it with my boxer on shoulda jus pulled em down, happened too fast, I gave her 2, also seen a chick I went to school wit, she dint like my sister n when she seen me she jus mugged me, lol, my boy try to give her 1 dollar In change, I swear were dumb back then dint give a shit, ever seen a chick wit like 8 piercings on her pussy? Oh man some gothic stripper in Augusta Ga, had a few wit 1 but that many, crazy
 
rowlman

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jammin screw said:
Yeah they have private rooms, for one on one n a few songs, my first lapdance at a stripclub I turned 18, we all went n it was from a dollar dance which is like a 15,20 sec experience, I got slapped by big tatas dd, booty droppin on my ish, luckily I was wearin windpants haha, n she kinda pulled down my pants n quickly touched my member(lol) wit her lips, dirty whore, did it with my boxer on shoulda jus pulled em down, happened too fast, I gave her 2, also seen a chick I went to school wit, she dint like my sister n when she seen me she jus mugged me, lol, my boy try to give her 1 dollar In change, I swear were dumb back then dint give a shit, ever seen a chick wit like 8 piercings on her pussy? Oh man some gothic stripper in Augusta Ga, had a few wit 1 but that many, crazy
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...lol..thats funny shit....a buddy got real drunk one time and this stripper he was dumping money into started hangin on these young guys at another table...later that night when she was up on stage dancing he started tossing dimes and nickles at her feet...he was a dick...we got booted out...but it was funny at the time.
 
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