2010 Spring Menu

I would like to show off our new menu and post up the long awaited Spring Menu in Digital Format.

Agent Orange
Apollo-13 BX
Chernobyl
Dairy Queen
Deep Purple
The Flav
Jack the Ripper
Jacks Cleaner 2
Jillybean
Pandora’s Box
Qleaner
Querkle
Space Bomb
SpaceJill
The Third Dimension
The Void
Vortex


New Releases

Kaboom
In Some Stores Now
Jacks Cleaner X Vortex

This heavyweight hybrid has already been created and is in TGA’s extensive test process currently


Qrazy Train
In Testing

The Black Trainwreck and Querkle have similar grow attributes and the two flavors would make a divine hybrid.

Cheese Quake
Summer 2010

I enjoy mixing Cheese and Purple Urkle in bowls so we are in the process of combining the two genetically with a hint of Space Queen Cherry for added flavor.

Green Queen
Summer 2010

The famous award winning Oregon medical strain has a unique flavor of food and everyone interprets it differently I smelled French Onion Soup others smelled Beef Stew and still others garlic Bread this one is a must to breed with. Great for pain relief and heavy yields.

Agent Orange is a very good producer with extremely resinous large dense buds. The smell is amazing with hints of Oranges, Lemons and the smell of a Whiskey Sour cocktail. The strain contains pigments that have the ability to turn maroon, purple with cool nights. The buzz is up and motivating and make smile. The strain is a very heavy producer yielding large flat topped colas and very dense heavy buds. It does very well outdoors reaching over 10 feet in northern California. Indoors it can be topped and produce full canopies and heavy colas.

1) Phenotypes- Two main variations one short and thick and one taller and more resinous.
2) Height- Very tall block head colas
3) Yield- Very Heavy but all in last weeks
4) Indoor/Outdoor
5) Best Way to Grow- Top and train into a bush.
6) Harvest Window-55-65 days
7) Sativa/ Indica 50/50
Hybrid- Local Orange Skunk x Jacks Cleaner X Space Queen
9)High type- Strong and tasty leaves a Orange after taste and an almost trippy high.
10) Taste like a cross between Oranges and sour mix even makes the bong water smell like Oranges!
11) My largest yields this run came from this strain

Apollo-13 BX

Apollo-13 X Vortex
Representing thousands of hours of selective breeding we proudly offer our first back cross of Apollo-13. Pain staking care was taken in the male selection and the project to locate him took 60 plants and over a year of research. The high is instant and powerful yet also invigorating and inspirational. Most of my writing is inspired by the THC profile of Apollo-13 as it provides a boost of mental energy. Apollo-13 is so prized for its Red Bubble Hash that many growers dream of processing the entire plant into Hash.
Simply stated I feel this is the best Cannabis produced in Seed Form!



1) Phenotypes- The Dominant Variation is a mirror of the mother plant
2) Height- Tall thin Sativa Look
3) Yield- Medium yield very resinous and sticky
4) Indoor/Outdoor
5) Best Way to Grow- Easy to shape and train allows any style of growing
6) Harvest Window-55-60 Days
7) Sativa/ Indica 85/15
Hybrid- Apollo 13 is a cross between Genius and P75 (a precursor to C99).
9)High type-.The high is clear and cerebral, without a hint of paranoia
10) Taste is almost indescribable, like Rotting fruit, citrus, and baby poo with a hint of pepper

Pictures by Batman Skunk

Chernobyl
Featured in the Next High Times June 2010
Trainwreck X Trinity X Jack the Ripper
When I came out west I started on a Quest for the best Trainwreck cutting I could find. I was not impressed with the Arcata cutting as it was to tall to slow and to bi-sexual for my taste. I had written off this legendary strain until I came across an amazing plant discovered by Smokescreen. Found inside a bag of Dank of the few seeds found one female exhibited all the traits of the famous wreck without producing a single male stamen even late into budding. The complex late coloring is a thing of beauty and the potency of this mother is epic. Extremely potent smoking just a few bowls is an adventure in repertory failure and flat lining your brain waves. We decided to combine this incredible female with the genetics of Jack the Ripper.

1. Phenotypes – Fast growing plants that form multiple towers of buds
2. Height- Tall
3. Yield- Medium
4. Indoor/ Outdoor Does well indoors and gets tremendous outdoors
5. Best way to grow- Topped early and trained to stay as low as possible
6. Harvest Window_ 8-9 weeks
7. Sativa/ Indica 60/40
8. Hybrid- Train Wreck X Trinity X Jacks Cleaner X Space Queen
9. High type- Strong and pleasant very good for pain relief without paranoia
10. Taste Like: Lime Slurpee or Sherbert

Dairy Queen
Tested as Dank #1
Cheese X C-99
Heavy stank, so strong trimming it can affect your sinuses and even your head. Its texture is off the hook, ultra gooey and medium density, my tester Minitrkn420 says “the texture is what I like a lot, it’s a superb bud” he reports the smell is sweet tarts chewy candy. This strain was released to TGA testers and we could not be happier with the results. It has been described as Tropical Cheese by Happy Chief and everyone experienced amazing levels of resin production. It is not for anyone looking for a strain with low odor though everyone reports an incredible funk. The testers are blown away and long before we indicated the true parentage there threads speak of Cheesy smells and copious resin production. This was our goal with this strain and I am confident everyone that tries it will get a nice representation of Cheese with the added boost of Cindy. There was absolutely no sign of hermaphrodites even in the garden that received a great deal of stress!


Plants grow short and full with medium sized buds with full maturation in under 8 weeks.


1. Phenotypes – Wide bushes with a Cheese profile
2. Height- Short and Wide
3. Yield- Medium
4. Indoor/ Outdoor Performs well in both
5. Best way to grow- Large topped bushes to prevent stretch
6. Harvest Window_ 7-8 weeks
7. Sativa/ Indica 60/40
8. Hybrid- Cheese X Romulan X Cindy 99
9. High type- Relaxing and fun to smoke mainly due to its funky taste
10. Taste Like: Cherry Cheese and a very stinky plant

Deep Purple

Urkle BX

Purple Urkle X Querkle

This strain was created to lock down more of the Urkle dominant traits and bring out more of the musty grape taste that Urk is famous for.
The strain produces a wide range of female plants and not all of them will exhibit colors at all. The ones that due however are highly sought after and several people concider there Purple Grape females amoung there best Indicas strains. Not a huge producer or a fast growing plant it makes up for it in taste and high quality.

1) Phenotypes- Look for the short Indica Dom females with Purple tinge
2) Height- Short and stocky slow to grow upwards
3) Yield- Medium
4) Indoor/ Outdoor
5) Best Way to Grow- Long veg and remove some shade leaves to allow light under
6) Harvest Window-50-60 days
7) Sativa/ Indica 10/90
Purple Urkle X Purple Querkle Male
9)High type- Calming and relaxing and very fun to smoke
10) Taste like Grape snocones

The Flav

Romulan(BCGA) X Space Queen
Hightimes Top 10 2008

Romulan has an amazing Flavor and I knew if I was ever able to locate a Cutting from Vic Highs original cross, I could create something tasty and unique. We were able to locate this Rare strain and lucky enough to gain permission to breed with her.
Combining the oily, thick rich fruity taste of Romulan with the cherry goodness of Space Queen was a no brainer and The Flav was created. The Romulan mother plant is very hard to clone though and we simply ran out of The Flav seeds soon after it received a Top Ten placement in 2008. We have finally replaced the mother and made more of this elusive TGA hybrid.

1) Phenotypes- Stable hybrid strain with most variation leaning to the Romulan side
2) Height- Tall fast vigorous plant
3) Yield- Heavy
4) Indoor/ Outdoor
5) Best Way to Grow- Adapts to any grow style
6) Harvest Window-8 weeks
7) Sativa/ Indica 40/60
Romulan(BCGA) X Space Queen
9)High type- Calming, pain relief general euphoria
10) Taste like Thick Spicey Oily smoke that coats the tongue with flavor

Jack the Ripper
Jacks Cleaner P1 X Space Queen
High Times Top Ten list 2006
Featured in the Big Book of Buds 3 Page 86,87,88,89

Jack the Ripper is well named because it is absolutely killer weed. A true 8 week Sativa Haze the first thing growers notice is the incredible lemon smell and heavy resin production. It has been described by UK growers as the best 8 week haze ever produced.
This plant will produce triangle shaped spear buds that pretty much stopped active calyx growth early and produced copious amounts of resin instead, resin production was evident from day 12 in 12/12 but really started to fatten up the heads around day 50 or so.
I find it performs best unstopped with a long vegetive period. The high is very creeper at first you may think that its not so strong but then whammo...it hits you hard and there's no turning back then...you will be deep in thought and meditative for quite some time...the duration and intensity is strong and thought provoking.
1. Phenotypes - Two main phenotypes both with a Lemon Haze smell and short growth one tends to be more a pine smell.
2. Height-Look for the Short Pheno/ Colas swell late
3. Yield-Medium-Heavy / Moderate trim work
4. Indoor/ Outdoor
5. Best way to grow- Untopped and vegged to a full bush.
6. Harvest Window_8-9 weeks
7. Sativa/ Indica 70/30
8. Hybrid-Pluton X Purple Haze X Lambsbread X NL X Jack Herer X Romulan X Cindy99BCGA
9. High type-Intense, trippy, visual, phase shifting, increased heart rate, heavy crash increased appetite, pain relief, paranoia
10. Taste Like: Lemon mango pine hash with a heavy haze influence

This BX of the legendary mother plant Jacks Cleaner is a favorite among collectors of extremely potent hybrids. The strain has none of the Haze flavor of JTR and is a much taller style Sativa plant with a racing buzz that seems to slice through just about any type of high and leave the toker vibrating with a smile on there face. The taste and smell is 100% lemons and the taste is a mouth full of citrus almost like a lemon head candy.
This strain was created for all those in search of a Jacks Cleaner cut for there own head stash but not in the right circles to acquire a cutting. It requires special skills to locate this F1 dominant female.

1.Phenotypes -All females are lemony sweet to the smell, almost as lemony as the JC, though there may be a few phenotypes with a lighter, lemon smell, probably from the JTR influences. Select the largest yielding female
2.Height-Medium to heavy stretch/ Colas swell late
3.Yield-Medium / Heavy trim work
4.Indoor/ Outdoor
5.Best way to grow- Topped and placed in bud early due to stretch.
6.Harvest Window_8-10
7.Sativa/ Indica 80/20
8.Hybrid- Pluton X Purple Haze X Lambsbread X NL X Jack Herer X JTR Male
9.High type- Intense, trippy, visual, spacey, pain relief
10.Makes very usual bubble tasting and smelling like lemons

Jillybean

High Times Top 10 2007
Featured in the Big Book of Buds 3 Page 92.93

Jill was lucky enough to be gifted this amazing Orange Skunk and they day we smoked the finished bud we knew we had to outcross it with our Space Queen male. You don’t really have to be a master breeder to figure out Orange and Pineapple Mango will be a good combination. The resulting outcross is remarkably stable and is close to a 50/50 representation of the parents. Topped only once in grows into a nice short bush with lots of side branching and multi heads. Flavors range from Orange, Tang, Candy, Mango, and Apple. The cross works really well in SOG or SCROG.. Very large stems and huge top colas make this an easy strain to grow in any medium.
We had 5 females in our bud room and 4 could be clones there so similar same height same growth speed and all have that Dank Orange smell. Very good mood elevator and general euphoria are experienced while high on this cross. Lime green with Vibrant Orange Hairs with temperature drops it can turn a deep burgundy to maroon.
1. Phenotypes -Very stable Orange-Mango 50/50 Phenotypes
2. Height-Short and Stocky
3. Yield-Very Heavy/ Easy Trim
4. Indoor/ Outdoor
5. Best way to grow-Single topping forms multi heads
6. Harvest Window-8 weeks
7. Sativa/Indica 60/40
8. Hybrid-Unknown Orange Skunk X Romulan X Cindy99BCGA
9. High type-Happy, mood enhancing, humorous, energetic
10. Smells like orange skunk or tang/ Taste so much like Dreamcicles you will not believe it!
11. Extremely up beat and happy buzz great for depression and bad days

Pandora’s Box


Many years ago the most powerful magic recipe was locked away to protect humanity from the devastating power, locked inside a combination of genetics that only a team of Uber-stoners would have the power to harness. This strain is very stable and we are very excited about the yields we have seen. The first plants I saw grown in a hydro hut grown by a newbie grower were literally sagging with huge glass like buds and the buzz is up, speedy, very shit eating grin and smiling like a Cheshire cat like high. It’s a bit smoother than JTR and has a different feel in the head less haze influence. I can’t tell where the ceiling is as every bowl I smoke I seem to get a bit higher until the point my vision blurs. Not for light weights. I can’t stop grinning when I smoke this weed.

1) Phenotypes –Large Triangle shaped glass covered rock hard buds are all we see.
2) Height- Wide thick sweeping arms with weighted colas that need support after 50 days/medium
3) Yield-For a strain of this potency I think this thing yields like crazy.
4) Indoor has only been tested so far
5) Best way to grow- Topped and bound/Vegged to a large bush
6) Harvest Window-9 weeks
7) Sativa/Indica 70/30
Hybrid- Jack the Ripper X Space Queen
9) High type- Zooming, Happy, Grinning, anti depressant BIGTIME!
10) Smells: It taste like NL5 to me but its very industrial with a slight citrus taste and a undertone of spice and hash One female has been named Cherry Lethal lemonade.

glad to see Deep Purple again. I very much like grape anything.

Qleaner
Jacks Cleaner X Querkle
A Skunk MILF
Big Book 4

This strain has been fully tested by the growing public.
Test growers,
Bongorilla’s Qleaner will be featured in Skunk magazine next issue. He also received a high ratio of females 7 total. We are very happy with the field reports especially the stability of the strain, the heavy resin production, and the amazing smell and taste we created in this hybrid. The fact that the strain goes Purple in the right conditions just adds to its mystique. This took a long journey to accomplish and we are extremely happy with the results.

1) Phenotypes –Large heavy super resinous females
2) Height- Tall spear shaped Cola’s
3) Yield-Medium to heavy
4) Indoor/Outdoor/Greenhouse
5) Best way to grow-The plant grows very fast in soil and super fast in Hydro.
6) Harvest Window-60-70 Days
7) Sativa/Indica 60/40
Hybrid- Jacks Cleaner f1 X Purple Urkle X Space Queen
9) High type- Very spacey and strong it seems to impress even the seasoned pot snob
10) Smells Variations include Grape and banana smelling females
11) We openly tested this strain in 10 separate gardens with growers at all skill levels and every single one got amazing results.

Querkle


This Indica dominant hybrid has a great taste and out of a 5 plant test run all 4 females turned a nice shade of purple with warm temps throughout. Our goal was to recreate the nice grape flavor but ad some speed to the slow Urkle mom and the results are better than we expected and finding 2 keeper moms from the very small test run we did. Results from the field verify mild variation, good yields and fantastic flavor and colors. This hybrid has been featured in both Skunk and Hightimes magazine.


1) Phenotypes –Two main females one Short and very purple with grape flavors, the variation is a slightly more SQ dom with a taller frame and more sativa buzz.
2) Height- Short and dence does well un topped but faster than Urkle.
3) Yield-Medium to heavy if extended veg time is given mainly due to bud density.
4) Indoor has only been tested so far
5) Best way to grow-Vegged to a large bush Or untopped in scrog.
6) Harvest Window-8 weeks
7) Sativa/Indica 20/80
Hybrid- Urkle x Space Queen
9) High type- Indica head and grape taste make it total all day headstash.
10) Smells: Grapes, fruit, berries, musty
11) One of my favorite things to smoke out of a clean bong the flavor is just amazing and IMO better than Mom.

Space Bomb
Romulan x Cinderella 99
Sativa/ Indica 60/40
Hightimes 2009 Strain of the Year


After 4 years we are finally releasing my favorite plant in seed form.
Originally found in a single pack of Space Queen the smaller version wasn’t used to create the original F2 due to size. Over time the female clone tagged Tiny Bomb has gone on to become very sought after. We finally returned to the lab and over created this in 1) Phenotypes-Medium variation Leaning from C99 to Romulan
2) Height- Tall and branchy
3) Yield- Medium
4) Indoor/ Outdoor
5) Best Way to Grow- Large Root Mass Topping early to form multiple heads
6) Harvest Window-45-55 days
7) TinyBomb Hybrid incredibly resinous strain in seed form.

High type- Slightly up, Motivating, Happy high with the best after taste, pain relief
9) Taste like sour candy with a fruity and also semi rotting

SpaceJill
( Space Queen F2)


Our interpretation of BCGA’s famous lost cross Space Queen this f2 took over a year to create agonizing over 4 distinct and amazing mother plants found in a very old pack of Vics original seeds. Once the best mother plant was selected the long process of growing out the f2 generation was started and the results made us very happy and very very stoned. This cross has been grown more than any other TGA gear and everyone that germinates seeds ends up with a keeper female they cherish forever. We have donated close to 300 packs of this cross to the medical community it is liked so well.

1) Phenotypes-Medium variation Leaning from C99 to Romulan
2) Height- Thin and lanky unless topped
3) Yield- Medium
4) Indoor/ Outdoor
5) Best Way to Grow- Needs canopy management like Scrog or lots of support stakes
6) Harvest Window-50-60 days
7) Sativa/ Indica 70/30
F2 Recreation of one of the best tasting strains using a year to select parents
9)High type- Speedy, trippy, intense, paranoid , motivating, pain relief
10) Taste like sour semi rotting fruit or mangos like sour candy worms
11) Jill and My favorite smoke

The Third Dimension

Aka 3D
Featured in Big Book of Buds 3 Page 166,167

This 3 way cross of super elites is our fastest maturing hybrid. Having a very tropical taste reminding me of coconuts and Pineapple almost like a Pina Colada. The strain gets done very fast but does not lack in potency. The added boost of Jack’s Cleaner seems to really boost up the Sativa influence but the buzz is still very calming and relaxing with a nice mix of the three THC profiles present. I really enjoy smoking this weed so the smokability factor is high for flavor and taste.

Medium Yielding Hybrid with strong speedy buzz
1. Phenotypes –Mainly Sativa with incredible speed and high resin production
2. Height-Medium stretch/ Triangle shaped Colas
3. Yield-Medium / Easy to Trim
4. Indoor/ Outdoor
5. Best way to grow- Topped and vegged to a 30” Bush
6. Harvest Window_45-50 days
7. Sativa/ Indica 60/40
8. Hybrid-Apollo-13 X Jack the Ripper
9. High type-Warm soft waves of high and very easy to smoke
10. Smells: Tropical flavors range from Cocoanuts, pineapples, Kiwi and fruit punch
11. Incredibly fast plant great for making Red bubble.

The Void

Apollo-13 X Querkle

Combining the soaring motivational high of Apollo-13 with the musty Grape taste of Querkle we came up with a hybrid with amazing flavors. The main variation is an Apollo-13 dominant female with tinges of Purple and hints of Grape flavor reminiscing of Grape Taffy.


1) Phenotypes –Apollo-13 Dominant with some Indica variation
2) Height- Medium to tall
3) Yield-medium to heavy with longer veg times
4) Indoor has only been tested so far
5) Best way to grow-Vegged to a large bush Or untopped in scrog.
6) Harvest Window-8 weeks
7) Sativa/Indica 60/40
Hybrid- Apollo-13 X Querkle
9) High type- Uplifting and speedy leaving a great taste in your mouth
10) Smells: Sour Grape Pepper Funk
11) Creative High profile

Vortex

High Times Top 10 2007
Featured in the Big Book of Buds 4
My oldest head stash crossed with my new favorite. Both parents have a similar pungent, rotten fruit, baby poo smell. Both carry heavy potency and copious amounts of resins. The resulting Hybrid cross fulfills my desire to have Apollo-13 in seed form even before we continue with the cubing. Sharing traits of both mom and dad some females lean so much towards Apollo even MzJill can’t tell the difference in a blind taste. My favorite female is a sweet and sour girl that to me tasted like Sour Patch candy but I yielded close to 4 ounces with minimum training. She is easier to grow and trim than mom..

1. Phenotypes - Variation with phenotypes like both parent strains
2. Height-Short to medium with wide bushing and loads of bud sites perfect for SGROG
3. Yield-Medium/ I pulled 3.5 Ounces from a 40” Bush
4. Indoor/ Outdoor matures very fast
5. Best Way to grow- Wide sagging bush with hundreds of bud sites. Lots of stakes and string
6. Harvest Window-50-55 days
7. Sativa/ Indica 80/20
8. Hybrid-Genius X P75 X Romulan X Cindy99
9. High type-heart racing, energizing, confusing, stoned, ripped curled under, stupidity
10. Smells like Mango Snapple with lemon/ Taste like sweetened lemonade.
Very unique Cindy like plant with a bizarre twist, very potent

very good to know that are releasing new gear this year. that Qrazy Train sounds awesome. im running your jilly, querkle, and jtr right now. will post a thread as they develop. still rather young. thanks for all the help and advice that you post. its nice to run across a breeder that cares about the medical community. quick question though sub. im a huge fan of the green crack and afghooey strains but i believe they are clone only; whats your thoughts on working with those? im looking to do some breeding later on but i prefer to have my shit straight before attempting too much. ive read most of your threads though. very nice work. thanks again sub peace.