3 Word Story ** Condensed **

You Know you wanted to see it like this

Chapter 1
Pages 1-50

There was a boy who was gay that pranced freely until one day he stumbled upon A Nude hermaphodite. So he took a rather large chicken and said "Cant touch this" "da Dada Da" the chicken squawked then some prostitute asked him if he had crabs! he said "maybe" but then relized he likes Starwars But she did.. serve him meatballs with a herb So then he stood upon a Gigantic Black Cock In Which He proclaimed his manhood!!!!!Suddenly he realized my balls ache then applied ice. and some butter But then a... little hippie told..... Him about the magical 'erb that would cure his unhealthy obsession with ...eating man cheese easing the pain by tokin away,..... but he relizes its not legal To kill children so he decides... hes gonna have to play with...... his little pee-pee a while later he noticed a..... big red truck or was it... a red spaceship No! It was the almighty one! Osama Bin Laden! Quick shoot him! Bang, he died time to smoke a huge BLUNT!!!The Fucking End??? Yes hes dead.. his dad mourns.. Thy love biscuit! and so the little green plant was really glad... that the plant..... had bad hemorrhoids that were swollen..... and oozed with yellow coloured spunk so he went..... to the doctor which told him..... And he said to go home so Jesus can smoke another blunt with his homeboy ,plutonicchronic and tyrone until he found....his crack pipe ,but he had forgot about the dirty horse needle and pricked himself now he has.... horse dick fever and very thin hair on his... pencil dick penis!!!chode stool said shit on me shit on who? bad ass rappers Grow in abundance. But intelligent rhynos... are just horny , stoned, & hungry!! The little bud...said..."Where is..... My FoxFarm Nutes!!?? Stevie Ray Vaughan... and Double Trouble had fat spliffs burning all day til a blonde toked them dead!!! then a huge angry buffalo said "i like eggs" cooked with mul and sprinkled with... cannabutter to maximize........ my superhuman powers rectify the situation All the sudden punk rock girl couldn't get enough... of that funky..hardcore, gay porn cooked with cannabutter!!! shot out of... gay boys ass? what the fuck is going on?Your mother is a crack smokin..... fuckin ginger kid Who Rides The short bus to..... molest retarted children with plastic sporks Starting Unlubricated MonkeyButt for the sake of Mankind, and... absolutley nothing else. Fuck it then... laugh out loud you all suck fuck a duck conjoined fetus lady! prefers missionary only... with black men on urethrial steroids only farting glitter I'm a drake that fucks everyone its still going but not well lick it butkiss Oprah's sandy vagina... started throbing&oozing mucus and ganja and mashed potatoes best served with blowjobs in the marijuana grow room The fuckin End! of the world And you're gay! But then suddenly.. You're all dead! Blood guts everywhere hair teeth eyeballs in yer mouth.......... and the smell of her panties is just great.... smelt like fish in the lake. so then she? Rammed a dildo up her ear And a knife in her pussy Then a chainsaw. up her butt its my mom No it's not. it was saddam in a hole, like a spider who lived in a water spout The Puzzlemaker's apiphany and a coward. Who smoked cannabis.....and cuban cigars, I'm cracking up im gonna masterbate repeatedly to a boppy bongo beat and mom's photo while others masturbate spraying your back Suddenly, Spiderman enters the exit only and sprays sticky scalding hot tar on my feet and spider silk . . on my butthole hot tar, once fuckin' bitch to What the fuck? was cried out by the man who is dying. on the porch.. His name, Pastulio. his origin, unknown. His fate....UNKNOWN! his shits- WHITE!! His Life, EXTINGUISED!! In Vietnam on the battlefield, sits.. his burned carcass Then he's reincarnated Into a Jew named adam sandler who could fly using his farts that killed EVERYTHING. except fart flies and gutter sluts NO! EVERYONE died.... all the sluts? Even the sluts.... slowly slut zombies OK, slut zombies. started blowing the dust off m-16's and strapped on some strap-ons. put them in??? a hornet nest that's on fire transformed into a A bear trap. V-8 powered jaws chopped the hunter into tiny nuggets now that's what.... he definitely deserved. then I took tweezer to my thick back hair which I stroke instead of my Bumhole in winter due to icefrozen on my sack pinches my liver, fuck alcohol get the papers to your emancipation in the hood with some juice made with sweat to trick dumbasses. into some shit you guys suck at story telling Once upon-a time, not long ago a Southpark asshole who killed kenny dug a hole , took a mouthfull of a roll, that tasted like Tommy Chong's crotch. Then some dude Licked my nuts for ten bucks Mayweather fight suxed! who won it? It wasnt Mosley! weed with spice oh so nice... Lets smoke Crack through dead raccoons eye sockets while eating cheetoes with A hairy Hooker wile her pimp Counts the money while snorting blow fish eggs through a broken straw Then hooker qeefed A pungent smell accompanied by bubbling farts, and laughter around her neck..... and you can practically see the extra skin hanging looks like foreskin from here eyelids Drip yellow ooze looking bad , said the old parrot Where's my pirate? Cabin boy pete YARRR says Pete... wile prepping parrot Come on fattieeeee....sitting on the couch rubbing one off in his sock watching sesame street and eating enchiladas Picking his toes while many women with big titties got off on,,,, watching mr rogers. and Green Giant so then they were smokin cigarettes laced with meth Then they died and went to an island in hell in a hand basket, but the rope was frayed like a fate was in draw the curtain and lit up a big spliff....... the show's starting no more sharting ,,,change your underwear wipe your ass piss your pants you stanky skank sperm belching gutter-slut sperm swolling fucking slut Cum guzzling beeyatch came home and touch my wenis It started swelling so I licked,,,, her little nipple then she screamed eat my snatch,,,, no!!!!!!!!! mommy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so instead I,,,, shit the bed What a mess but it tastes Sweet as ever Im f**ked up So am I and the shit....Still stinks BAD but why is.......... this dead body looks real tasty but the maggots.... were smokin roaches,,, Crunch, burn, pop while they watched,,,,barney and friends. play rectum toss with a basketball all night long until they turned and ran because the spider-donkey's were... eating shrooms that grew in shit......in the west side street mobb lick my nuts Then stick it.... in the fridge,,, in the mayo He went snorkling to find some magical sea shrooms,,, He started trippin like he does but then a piece of cheese made me hungry so I farted EVERYONE dropped dead. they turned into...!!! gun toting gangsters with a vengence and ridiculous hats Being dead sucked of all life and sucked off big saggy tits that are hairy like your moms old fat kitty A Nuke Explodes!!!!! but the kitty had to pee to releave itself of nuclear toxins infested with rats Smokin sum crack In Da Hood with my homies Then up drove..... to a place Snoop and Dre..... start smoking a j with dre of that Chronic.... sticky icky icky the sound my......................... ears wanna hear it sounds like.. the depths of the earth's surface shattered simply with a large thump that sounded like A sweaty fuck's ...Tits slappin on... a motorbike wheel . Then he said "Bitch gimmie pills" or imma shove a thumb tack In your eye 'til it bleeds purple panda piss is yummy in Your fat tummy makes good jelly in and around the coffee shop next came a nun holding a jar full of regurgitated pig testicles She threw them in a frying-pan into the skillet and enjoyed the cream filled center served on toast and jam when one sqeezed out sprouted legs and of her dirty into my mouth A goat then driving it's speedboat away. THE END! NEW STORY!Once there was... testicle driving a speedboat to moms house to get Dickessence . all night long sucking cockshaped Bong suddenly grew into A Grand Milkshot.......... NEW STORY One day Chong lost both hands in a big...Killar whales mouth by his mothers cottage cheese thighs where quite nice but they wernt that good anyways they smelled like warm kebab shop and tasted like cold dill pickles with pubic hairs Sounds Gross but.. ...what the hell took a bite and yakked over the trash can.... I took another look fuck it From Right Between.. Her sweaty thighs

Nice was wondering when someone would do that!

Chapter 2
Pages 51-100

of Dominant Sluts who had shaved in a cage...............most of their big bowling balls but they kept sticking it in under their legs home depot breakfast provided a nice arrangement of sasquatches which then began the sun revolving many dumbass presidents that looked towards poop filled sacks hanging from a dingleberry pie's crust with $$$$$ in bob barker's face their fist never nice one brother go tuck yourself..some good bud that I'ma smoke when im watching lesbian mud wrestling with my best best lesbian friend Playing with themselves and inserting objects into light sockets sockets got wet boom they went like a fart in a wheelchair there was shit! that rained down covering all the Little Koren Kids drying there widow slapping their faces while on crack boom went the super nano blaster and burned up the sweet ganja then proceded to stink up the Restroom at mcdonalds while he pooped. and wiped with his dirty sock then flushed it but it got eaten by jesus his face was covered in cotton tampons and blood He felt like shit and had a raging hemroid on the rim of his mouth so he took another lic before Spitting it out You never know what you get when you eat Some nasty shit like a hookers........... Last big deposit drizzled on toast with a hemroid hanging out of
another hemeroid and her boyfriends butt HoLe was leaking he worst smelling rancid diseased pus that looked like the ends of small worms crawling in dumpster water taking a shower that was made of rock and wood and weed rolled and smoked baked beans and put them in a small container Filled with water and spider mites that would roam Under the leaves of the top The White House pube of bigfoot with no fear smelling like charity he raised his severed left hand and wildly yelled spank me now you puney little gutter slut ,before inserting the biggest one line joke in the history of all mankind but not as if he needed to be funny or seen undressing The Queens Suregon wile making cake with obamas wife In The Library With the Candlestick and colonel mustard wile maxwells silver-hammer was been inserted ?don't wear fur or the tree-huggers will eat you with fava beans and some chianti give you gas and a HUGE big red jalapeno right in your snowblower gas tank up under the nose of democrats who shit on false thrones governing plastic American societies. Those who will perish in a Blazing fire ball bestowed upon them A screaming child Born in hell to lesbian hags He aint got but the chicken.... but the chicken More than once off the charts shit was chandalier You should've seen How cool he was 50 cent Then he shrivvled He Then saw his back bone In the mirror through his ribs a bullet hole had gone through speedy checkout line and got a ....... lb of halibut......... stuffed in a suitcase ,heading for caves in afghanistan to assemble a Iron donkey kit........new grow tent with the 6" pair of chopsticks was fired from taco bell inc. restaurant emptied the Jar of Stash with his hook into his ass Into the toilet with a straw made chocolate milk before the flight the blunt burned A bright ash Deadly Ash cloud that she sniffed before loading her AK47 assault rifle to kill fools for stealing kiwi From the fields Fields of Dreams green marijuana fields planted in tibet with the finest & kindest buds That you seen above the clouds.A giant bat eating his face with chopsticks and rubs one out bottle of mustard keens hot mustard On hot buns served under water Sounds like fun! worm old buddy rob good friend are fuckin crazy high strung psycho's Smoking doobies together sharing crab cakes and crabs , then My balls itch get some cream apply generously to face, neck and groin before launch I was going to a party screamed horny midgets got fucked up a cathartic joy catatonic bliss ,with His gay dad and his priest do some rails off the hookers ive in Chicago under the L Brighton Beach Avenue. When you upset a psychotic ballet dancer you better watch for flying castonettes and pill poppers! Looking for pills , thrills and bellyaches? Turn to turds! not for pillpoppers once you pop you just can't stop until you pop again and slip one in hat wet spot Right in the center of my polar bears apple anal retentive smile with metal braces twisted into several little hooks that cant catch fish faster than nets Panic swept faster oh fucking well anyone for tea? Green tea please maybe with some sexy asian woman? You mean women! Always saying NO!you pay first! No, you can rent space joe with dirty hoes Id rather smoke on my own ........ the other day i got busted with another woman The dog house kiss my ass A reach around during circle jerk I was almost lost for words, look's like it needs a wiggle Here we go Here we go said the pivot-man to the busty asian girl named lotus the gigantic hotdog eating woman. opening her legs wider than a baboon in heat Swinging from trees swallowing bananas whole.fucking dirty hoe smothered in cannabutter from head to walked over to the gulf and little doe's eat ivy watch out for flying cars that invalidate your insurance the taliban drivring your car Toyota's new commercial ........When you give a batch of your crop convert Upload Boom, boom, boom... out go the lights in my bedroom Action is limited due to prosthesis or a cow... of a wife..... with a knife... crease pressed into Faded blue jeans and flannel shirts. all tie together with costume jewelry From a party cross dressing judge's begin to strip and take pictures of beer from a treetop bar A falling axe. landed in the Ghetto the atomic dog set out to bury its nose in his fungus garden and came out a big green toad with warts on,,,,,, Rubs one out cleanup, aisle 12 at the IGA,,,,,,, On the left was a broken,,,,, crackpipe and a oversized pink dildo With dookie on she wipe it... on the boat and she also has sandwiches and Camel toe muffins Smothered in undies With cornhole bread And black cockamole that made her So Horny that that she pulled out her big 10 inch long mold infested dick split it open only to reveal a cheese danish filled with crabs lots of crabs! Saturated with duck-butter and whale semen on hole wheat with some juice and thats lunch.Now for dinner Thick and juicy shaved guerrilla testicles marinated in milk and potent cannabutter Smeared over ass premature ejaculation sprinkles frosty ball juice The bitch ducks oh my god. Release the cracken! from her vagina did ya FART my ballz itch! can u scratch yes i can!!! can you help? yes I can ahhh finally releafe from this itch i fucked your babysitter soo hard her insides burst rape!!! she yelled into the gag-ball want some more ?? tea bagging her gaping ass hole filled with polyfiller i innoculated her over 100 times and then I hit her with my huge wang right across her baby doll face then i cut my buds down Roasting bong hits Tagging dem hos Where's your crown? I Lost it... in the mail..it was shipped via ups in california where it was side tracked by a green giant ,spanking little children with a 2x4 at wallmart while stroking his red haired rabbit in the park by the lake I scratched myself Only to discover A lost nug So I smoked And exhaled a teriffic blunt that Smelled like a a dead skunk yum dead skunk dead skunk good for you. It gives you wings not really but I gotta shit but i forgot About toilet paper.so i used . a leaf i ... picked from my,,,,, my rolling papers grandma Betty's bush and proceeded too,,,,, wipe my taint let dog lick it with peanut butter and jelly and more whale semen!Conditioner and moisturizing You're a freak with a long time growing up some A+ marijuana that I smoke in a Roor..or a lux.... in my hammock with hancock and victoria secret model.. in a bikini waxing her back so suck my infected mole drippings say im your momma thats 4 words rocksss for sale!!!! big hairy rocks!! smeared with jelly and peanut butter and Chocolate Nipples hot dog water swallowing every bit. newbudz moms tight!!! the bitch express ! get in line for the ride Over Bitches and money Over Her big ass nips flappin like pancakes Looking all good Bouncing that ass! Back and forth Side to Side,,,, up and down Peace, Love and Happiness Freak a Zoid robotic sex machine so i toked. Another fat joint before cutting off a fucking tick that was stuck

As it seem cutting and pasting 50 Pages at a time Is hard work ....... I will continue too add more when I regain feeling in my wrists