Admit Something [Thread]

[SwarthySchlong]

Here, RIU'ers admit things and such.


I admit all the Portuguese I have learned is exclusively attributed to Brazilian porn vids.

I admit that my legs are not impressive.

I admit that my edgy lifestyle and warped mentality will probably have me dead before 40.

I admit that I want to meet God personally and smoke weed and fuck bitches with Him.

 

[Skuxx]

I admit, I think this thread sucks

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[SwarthySchlong]

I admit you all fucked up the thread.

 

[Alienwidow]

I admit you all fucked up the thread.

Didnt you die from too many benificial bactieria in the last thread?

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Didnt you die from too many benificial bactieria in the last thread?

Unfortunately no. However, I will inevitably die eventually so there's still that to look forward to.

 

[Alienwidow]

Unfortunately no. However, I will inevitably die eventually so there's still that to look forward to.

We all die, the meaning of life is what you leave behind for all to see. Didnt you know that kid?

 

[SwarthySchlong]

We all die, the meaning of life is what you leave behind for all to see. Didnt you know that kid?

If that is the meaning of life, this seemingly arbitrary existence, then Jesus Christ, Imhotep, Mohammed, and Genghis Khan are the undisputed champions of the
human experience on planet Earth, for they have the greatest longstanding influence postmortem.

 

[Alienwidow]

If that is the meaning of life, this seemingly arbitrary existence, then Jesus Christ, Imhotep, Mohammed, and Genghis Khan are the undisputed champions of the
human experience on planet Earth, for they have the greatest longstanding influence postmortem.

The meaning of life has no championship.

 

[SwarthySchlong]

There is no inherent meaning to life. Life is similar to free roam in Grand Theft Auto. You just do things until you get WASTED. You can choose to follow a mission (ideology, religion, societal norm, etc) if you like, but is completely unnecessary for survivability, which is irrefutably the main objective of life: to survive... for whatever that's worth. I personally adhere to hedonism.

 

[Yessica...]

There is no inherent meaning to life. Life is similar to free roam in Grand Theft Auto. You just do things until you get WASTED. You can choose to follow a mission (ideology, religion, societal norm, etc) if you like, but is completely unnecessary for survivability, which is irrefutably the main objective of life: to survive... for whatever that's worth. I personally adhere to hedonism.

The MEANING of life is to leave the world a better place than it was when you got here.

You're really missing the mark here.

 

[Alienwidow]

There is no inherent meaning to life. Life is similar to free roam in Grand Theft Auto. You just do things until you get WASTED. You can choose to follow a mission (ideology, religion, societal norm, etc) if you like, but is completely unnecessary for survivability, which is irrefutably the main objective of life: to survive... for whatever that's worth. I personally adhere to hedonism.

Do you ghandi?

 

[Alienwidow]

How can you make love to a woman if you have no love in your heart?

 

[Yessica...]

How can you make love to a woman if you have no love in your heart?

SAME PAGE.

I don't get sex without respect. It's so much more fun when the point is everyone's enjoyment. And not just "I want to pump until my dick spits."

 

[Alienwidow]

The MEANING of life is to leave the world a better place than it was when you got here.

You're really missing the mark here.

Even the cyber relm has an impact on culture and morals. My introvert lifestyle bleeds into my everyday allllll the time.

 

[Yessica...]

Even the cyber relm has an impact on culture and morals. My introvert lifestyle bleeds into my everyday allllll the time.

Introvert?

You don't really sound like an introvert.

 

[Alienwidow]

SAME PAGE.

I don't get sex without respect. It's so much more fun when the point is everyone's enjoyment. And not just "I want to pump until my dick spits."

The best sex is the sex when you cant breath and your bearely moving impo....ahh, if life was one big slow sex fuck wed all be happy.

 

[Alienwidow]

Introvert?

You don't really sound like an introvert.

i dont get out much, but when i do its chaos! I do party at home alot. I grabbed three bottles on the way home from work today. Tequilla is lost already, i cant get up to get her, and vodka and whiskey are too far away also. I may need water soon though, my medible is dehydrating the whites from my eyes.

 

[Yessica...]

i dont get out much, but when i do its chaos! I do party at home alot. I grabbed three bottles on the way home from work today. Tequilla is lost already, i cant get up to get her, and vodka and whiskey are too far away also. I may need water soon though, my medible is dehydrating the whites from my eyes.

Not getting out much is different than being an introvert, no?

I don't really know. I'm not one. Well, not if my mind is in check.

When I get all emo, I go past introvert and strait to Mole Person.

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Do you ghandi?

No I do not Ghandi. That would be obscene as I am a Black, and Ghandi hated blacks, particularly dark skinned Africans who he referred to as "kaffirs", a racial epithet.

How can you make love to a woman if you have no love in your heart?

Love, like all emotions, can be emulated. Mostly all women I banged, despite how long (or short) I'd known them, I created this deeply passionate vibe as if we were always eternal lovers,,,,because it feels good. I like the total experience of sex when a woman submits her body & mind to me to satiate that primordial lust.

SAME PAGE.

I don't get sex without respect. It's so much more fun when the point is everyone's enjoyment. And not just "I want to pump until my dick spits."

I dont know about the respect part but i don't enjoy boning a floozy who just lies on her back like a cadaver. The best sex is acrobatic, aerobic, deviously violating, fun contest of pleasure. (Drugs are an amplifier)