erkelsgoo420
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So on my way home from work I cut through a church parkinglot every day without incident.. Today my roomate is walking to work and I run into him on my way home (we work at the same place) I stop and bs for a second. While I give him a cigarette. Out of nowhere the pasture of this church comes outside and for a lamb of god this guys a fuckin shaft. He's like "this is a closed campus u little assholes get the fuck out of here!" Mind u were both dressed very proffesional suit tie and its sunday who's to say we didn't just leave the damn church?! So I say "wow... Last time I come to ur service.." Mind u I am in no way even close to religious its all bullshit imo but I wanted to make him feel like a dick it kinda worked.. Anyway he goes qe got enough trouble get the hell out of here so I said "was god this much of a cocksucker or just those who preach his words? I hope he smites ur faggot ass." And iwe left. So I get about a mile down the road and I see sex lights (cops) "oh boy" he steps out GUN DRAWN and orders me to the hood of his car as he searches (finds my oz) and cuffs and stuffs me he tells me I'm being detained for an investigation of trespassing and SLANDER and am not free to leave until instructed so. We pull into the church and I realize what's goin on... I'm pissed. I spend twenty minutes callin this guy a piece of shit and insulting his religion... So all is said and done he takes off the cuffs puts me in the car. Now I think I'm going to jail we pass the jail and he drops me off at home! Tells me that guy is an asshole and he's on my side. Lol good day. Mind u I am medical so I got home and broke into my oz. Good time. Long story short fuck the police and fuck god... Muahahaha that's right I said it. Fuck u too jesus christ mother mary and joseph. Thanks for readin. If ur religious I look forward to slammin ur comments with scientific fact and laughing while I do it. Sorry I hated religious folk before but this guy just gave u all a bad name in my mind. Fuck cults