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Am I Paranoid or my friend is grey?

Metasynth

Metasynth

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It all started one evening after work. I was driving home and I saw these lights in the sky, and they started to get closer. At first I was scared, but then I realized it was just some dude driving his flying car. Actually, I had never seen a flying car before, so I was pretty stoked and sparked up a conversation. Turns out this dude just has those sorta eyes that can peer into your soul, and I just opened up to him right away.

He invited me for a drive, and OF COURSE i took him up on the offer. I mean, flying car? Fuck yeah! But then things started to get weird. It was sorta like an RV inside, lots of room, but everything was just sorta stainless steel and cold surfaces. Cool. I didn't see anywhere else to sit, so I hopped up on this flat table sorta deal, and instantly got real sleepy. When I came to, he was probing my butt!

Does this make me gray too? Am I grey now?

 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I mean, growing up in cali, I've always met lots of different types of people. But recently I met this dude who's been hooking up sacks from me. Says he's in the music game, and made a bunch of people famous. At first I thought nothing of it, but then I started to get paranoid...I mean, I don't wanna associate with gangster rappers or anything...but then we just started spitting flows one night and put out an album that went platinum...Does this make me Dre too?

 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I love grey people, they're ironically more colorful than other people. Great sense of style and fashion, and they improve property values. Apparently god hates them, so I cannot befriend them. Sorry, greys, I don't make the rules...
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I mean, can't I just call him clarified butter? Isn't ghee just a hateful term for butter that has had the water content and milk solids removed? WTF?



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RIU was laggy, make my duplicate thread disappear please?
 
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bu$hleaguer

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My cats pissed all over my fucking sweatshirt while I was at work today. I put it on and smelled like straight up fresh piss. I'm not going to let it get me down though- I just mailed two packages at UPS and now I'm going grocery shopping while I smell like piss. It's the only way to prove they didn't affect me. If they think they got you they'll keep doing it. Fuck them. I'm not afraid of a little piss.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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bu$hleaguer said:
My cats pissed all over my fucking sweatshirt while I was at work today. I put it on and smelled like straight up fresh piss. I'm not going to let it get me down though- I just mailed two packages at UPS and now I'm going grocery shopping while I smell like piss. It's the only way to prove they didn't affect me. If they think they got you they'll keep doing it. Fuck them. I'm not afraid of a little piss.
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Ok, I'll leave the probe in when I go to the bank, but it might be a little uncomfortable to drive. Maybe I could lube it up better with some ghee.....
 
curious2garden

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Metasynth said:
I mean, can't I just call him clarified butter? Isn't ghee just a hateful term for butter that has had the water content and milk solids removed? WTF?

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I am so old I came from a time when you had to make your own ghee, that was pretty ghey.

Love you meta I'm laughing so hard!!
 
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