amish on amish crime

edsweed

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Ohio authorities have charged three men with cutting off an Amish man's beard -
good thing they havent discovered wedgies' yet
then again,,, do they even wear underwear?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Q: What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop?
A: Amish drive-by shooting. cn
 

dirtyho1968

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Ohio authorities have charged three men with cutting off an Amish man's beard -
good thing they havent discovered wedgies' yet
then again,,, do they even wear underwear?
If they stuck with the kidnapping charges they're fucked.
 

......

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I seen them at mcdonalds before.I thought eating there would violate there way of life
 

Dirty Harry

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Well, the story said they were former Amish so technically it's not Amish on Amish.
It is hair, it grows back and your alive. Get a fake beard if you want.
Be glad your alive and not maimed. Some street gangs old school brand some of their victims and that doesn't go away.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Ever see that documentary when they get to leave their community and party for a few years?
i've seen one on mtv that was called i'm ex amish or something along those lines, and the one dude was in this bar the whole time, i thought it was pretty funny..
 

Dirty Harry

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Ever see that documentary when they get to leave their community and party for a few years?
Yes I have. I don't know what they call it, but the kids get an Amish time out to make their own decision to say or leave. It was quite interesting. Some went back, some moved on, and some got messed up with drugs and alcohol....just like everyone else in life. We all pick our own path in life.
 

RavenMochi

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Yes I have. I don't know what they call it, but the kids get an Amish time out to make their own decision to say or leave. It was quite interesting. Some went back, some moved on, and some got messed up with drugs and alcohol....just like everyone else in life. We all pick our own path in life.
I think its cool that they give them a choice.

As much as I laughed my ass off reading that story, I can see how thats beyond fucked up. First off, your breaking into a mans house thats in his 70's, and then holding him down and humiliating him in front of his wife. Things like that lead to escalations, and by escalations I mean guns.
 
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