Any of you ever feel like a peacock?

Do you?

  • Yes everyday I just wanna fux shizz up on a regular!

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • No dude, peacocks are gay azz fux

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Sometimes I pee outta my cock, but not all the time

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • Wtf is the question

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Make poopies and apply adequate amount of pressure to force down the drain

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • New lighting system "DE dildos"

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • Pinworm

    Votes: 4 33.3%

  • Best thread ever! High five!

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • Worst thread ever! Kill yourself with your new lighting system!

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • Total voters
    12
charface

charface

Well-Known Member
when my cock is full of blood but not hard.
I call that a soft on.
I like to parade it about for the ladies.
Leaves some mystery as to how big it will actually get.
That is my best version of pea-cocking.

I have a pea hen version but I only do that for very large sums
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Gary Goodson said:
This thread sucks! Even I voted "worst thread ever"


Fuck it, I'm going to find a DE dildo right now! God dammit!
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I read this and immediately thought, "Diatomaceous Earth, that does not sound comfortable there!"

Good night, time to smoke more pot, obviously the edible has failed me yet again :bigjoint:
 
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