anybody else got one

i have a first cousin who knows everything and can grow weed better than anyone in our county.he brags so much when he is around me and others.no matter what you show him--hes done it way better.i had so much trouble with kids roaming the woods that i quit growing for years.was given a few autos in july and they are looking good and i want to rub his nose in it BUT im not.he may and i said may get to smoke 1 or 2 of it BUT i got it somewhere else cause i dont know how to grow.i always tell him i will get some great seed and he teach me how to do it, just to screw with him.he always declines mind you .he is 62 and im 59 so you know older ---wiser yea right