Are You Messed Up If

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As a duck hunter for over 55 years, I've been doing that since I was in middle school!

You're not messed up until your dreams are dry, and your farts are wet (Or so I've been told)!
Well I'm in my 70's and finally had my version of a wet dream. Haven't even had sex for around 25 years.

It is bad feel a pain you don't trust only to be on the Toilet and fart then be on a trip and not make it.

Got that Cancer stuff going on found Radiation messed my Bladder up and I wear Depends and wet the Bed every so often. Most time I'm up every hour going. Last night I considered good.

I went to bed very messed up,slept for two hours without going and didn't pee the bed.
 
Well I'm in my 70's and finally had my version of a wet dream. Haven't even had sex for around 25 years.

It is bad feel a pain you don't trust only to be on the Toilet and fart then be on a trip and not make it.

Got that Cancer stuff going on found Radiation messed my Bladder up and I wear Depends and wet the Bed every so often. Most time I'm up every hour going. Last night I considered good.

I went to bed very messed up,slept for two hours without going and didn't pee the bed.
My sympathies!
 
My sympathies!
I'm really easy to please I can no longer shoot because I destroyed my left shoulder. They took my Prostate out and I couldn't control my Peeing so they put a Valve in I can't ejaculated and going to give me Hormone Shots again so the urge will be gone.

They won't let me drive because I'm unsafe anymore. So if I want to go Hunting or Fishing I'm not important enough to take.

So now I'm very much into plants and soil find it very exciting. Got me a Greenhouse and working on a Grow Room.

To me life is good.

I haven't had sex because since my wife went through the change she don't want to but we remain very good friends. We don't even sleep in the same room.
 
I'm so full of shit that in two weeks the Dr's are giving me a external colon!
It's life's simple pleasures that make it worth living.

Waking without a mess always brings a smile to my face.
"Messed up" is a state of mind, the border crossing is where the fun lies.

Is that a temporary thing, or permanent? My sister had a colostomy bag for about 4 months, kept things interesting to say the least...
 
I'm so full of shit that in two weeks the Dr's are giving me a external colon!
It's life's simple pleasures that make it worth living.

Waking without a mess always brings a smile to my face.
"Messed up" is a state of mind, the border crossing is where the fun lies.
Wtf bro. Hope everything works out my man damn dude.
I’ve been crying that I have a colonoscopy scheduled for VERY soon. I’ll shut the fuck up now.
 
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Is that a temporary thing, or permanent? My sister had a colostomy bag for about 4 months, kept things interesting to say the least...
This will be permanent, I had my colon removed about 10 yrs ago but never told my rectum and it has since gone on strike.
I'm so looking forward to this, 4 hour bowel movements, a teaspoon at a time has my butt sore! :D
I'll be able to take the boat out for fishing, go shopping without using the employees restroom, hell the world will be my oyster!:bigjoint:
 
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