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Beer Bongin... Can you do it like a champ?

Michael Phelps

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How fast can you throw down a beer in the bong? Ive always been able to get it down really fast but never timed myself till last night....

1.9 seconds! Fuckin bad ass, i can get a whole beer down in one gulp...

I was def fuckin impressed
 

howhighru

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How fast can you throw down a beer in the bong? Ive always been able to get it down really fast but never timed myself till last night....

1.9 seconds! Fuckin bad ass, i can get a whole beer down in one gulp...

I was def fuckin impressed
good fer u:lol:
 

The Real Peter Parker

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How fast can you throw down a beer in the bong? Ive always been able to get it down really fast but never timed myself till last night....

1.9 seconds! Fuckin bad ass, i can get a whole beer down in one gulp...

I was def fuckin impressed
Beer bong, haven't had one of those since I lived back home, kicked out of high school and the subsequent summer of alcoholism. Watch it, alcohol is as addictive as any other substance.

But if I'd do a beer bong, always 2 beers. And I take it a little slower than most, gulp gulp gulp gulp.... But still under 30 seconds...

Was always better at shotgunning a beer, while most others prefer beer bong to achieve fastest consumption.

When the beer bong was around I looked like a pussy, but in most cases [out in the fucking wilderness or field or the middle of a dirt road where we put our tent and fire] when the beer bong was not available I was champ.
 

jfgordon1

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Damn... beer bongs are awesome. However...the last time I did them I was at a dave matthews concert (my favorite band).. blacked out and missed the entire show :(
 

Michael Phelps

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Damn... beer bongs are awesome. However...the last time I did them I was at a dave matthews concert (my favorite band).. blacked out and missed the entire show :(
Yeah beer bongs are tight for sure! Hahaha you did a beer bong at the concert? That would def be a cool feature to have at a show!

Word Dave Mathews Band kicks ass :bigjoint:
 

Michael Phelps

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Dude I'm a pussy I never bong beers or do keg stands or any of that. Beer pong gets me plenty fucked up :)
Ya ive never done a keg stand, seems like more work then its worth, plus keg beer is the shit, id rather just chill on it and drink it.


Ya beer pong is tight to, im a champ at that to hahaha, we just plaid it 2 nights a week for the past 2 years so im kinda over it but i still enjoy i!


You ever play speed quarters?
 

Michael Phelps

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Beer bong, haven't had one of those since I lived back home, kicked out of high school and the subsequent summer of alcoholism. Watch it, alcohol is as addictive as any other substance.

But if I'd do a beer bong, always 2 beers. And I take it a little slower than most, gulp gulp gulp gulp.... But still under 30 seconds...

Was always better at shotgunning a beer, while most others prefer beer bong to achieve fastest consumption.

When the beer bong was around I looked like a pussy, but in most cases [out in the fucking wilderness or field or the middle of a dirt road where we put our tent and fire] when the beer bong was not available I was champ.
Ya i dont for see alcohol being a problem in my future, i dont drink a whole lot anymore but when i do i go out with a bang haha.

But ya man no worries on not being super speedy with it, for some reason it just comes natural i guess.
 

Pnuggle

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I can chug down 2 12 ounce beers in just under 3 seconds. I pour them in a big cup, let the foam die down a little, and gulp them down. 24 ounces of beer, 3-4 gulps, DONE.
 

skiskate

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I love when people get drunk enough theres whisky and god knows what in the beer bong haha, thats just insta :spew:
 

The Real Peter Parker

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I love when people get drunk enough theres whisky and god knows what in the beer bong haha, thats just insta :spew:
Yeah, I used to take a beer bong with 50% Southern Comfort, 50% orange juice. It just about does the job in about 3 of them... After that, it's chillin' takin' shots at a steady pace and trying to use your drunk sense of what 'game' is on the ladies around the party. I used to never be able to get fucked up enough, last summer I came to prefer alcohol to marijuana [maybe that's because I was getting piss-tested the fuck out of...] so I'm well experienced in knowing my limits, but then saying who gives a fuck about them...
 
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