Best Scenario to take weed on a flight?

How would you get weed on a plane or to your vacation

  • In your ass

    Votes: 2 11.8%

  • FedEX Chinese chile paste with weed inside paste.

    Votes: 7 41.2%

  • Other

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • Total voters
    17
Ifrit

Ifrit

Active Member
I have searched endlessly to only find outdated threads about bringing weed on a flight.


Scenario 1: Douche your ass out and put the weed inside

Scenario 2: FedEx it overnight in a jar of Chinese vinegar chile paste (peanut butter is a bit too obvious) because apparently overnight packages aren't subjected to dogs because of the strict time frame that the package must be delivered to the hotel.

Thoughts?
 
FuckJeffGoldbloom

FuckJeffGoldbloom

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yeah i mean how long u going, for a week id need like at LEAST a quarter, usually a half a week on the reg when im home... roll that up and see the size of it haha, no way thats going jammed in my exit, u aint tryin to sneak it into jail..... i mean right? ...:bigjoint:...maybe where ya going will have better bud than u got lol...Mail it homie :weed:
 
Ifrit

Ifrit

Active Member
direwolf71 said:
My ass is exit only bro, plus I don't think I could smoke it without thinking "this was up in my poop chute for a half a day". I'd rather go without before I stuck it up me bunghole.
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That's why you take the shower head off the hose in your shower and flush all the shit out, so it's not rank
 
Ifrit

Ifrit

Active Member
I just thought of an interesting factor when dealing with Chinese Vinegar Chile paste. Dogs DO NOT like peppers sweet or hot and the vinegar makes it that much more worse for the dog. I don't think any dog would want to endure the wrath of the spice from Szechuan chile peppers with vinegar. Peppers are a distant relative to deadly nightshade, thus probably being the reason why Dogs and even Cats despise any type of pepper.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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I would turn it to hash and decarb it in the oven or similar.. removing a large majority of aromatic terpenes.. then hide it on my person
 
FranJan

FranJan

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And that's why I take the motherfuckin train now, though it's debatable whether having a ounce of weed shoved up your rectum on a plane ride is more comfortable than Amtrak's seats in couch :-P.

I would send it 2 day Priority Mail, vacuumed sealed, in a padded mailer. FedEx is a bad choice IMHO and from what I read around here many would agree. Good Luck and BE SAFE.
 
Lurkdewitt

Lurkdewitt

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Just man up and hide it in your ass hahaha. Joking, but seriously man I would fedex that shit, or just go a bit without smoking! Your on vacation, you don't need to be stoned to have a good time unless its your medicine. If so, I would just try to source some by hinting at it at local bar or something like that. Good luck bro, and seriously, always avoid hiding drugs up your ass, you might get searched and end up in jail with no weed or pride haha.
 
Derple

Derple

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You'd have to be a muppet to hide it on yourself. Fed ex it and hope for the best or just search around for some contacts on your vacation, weed is the most commonly used drug in the world besides alcohol and tobacco, shouldn't be too hard to find unless you're in north korea.
 
Johnny Vapor

Johnny Vapor

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Back in the day I'd put a bud or two in a teabag or two, and then stash that in a toiletry bag. Anymore though, I'll just go without, unless I'm visiting my kid in CO. Flying in the USA is a fucking joke these days..
 
Blindnslow

Blindnslow

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Before body x-ray machines I always put it in my pants. One flight the bag heated up to my body temp and dank was all I smelled most of the flight. After that I discovered smelly proof bagssmelly proof bags. But once the x-ray machines went up that was it(no place to hide).. Mail it
 
GrowerGoneWild

GrowerGoneWild

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TSA isn't concerned with your weed.

I had a few legal purchases in washington.. hide your stuff in a brown paper bag, etc..
I also got a clone through... no problem.
 
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