Best Way to Dilute Your Urine?

I have an interview for a job on Monday (drug test will not be on same day), and I was wondering about some dilution methods. Maybe some that you have used, maybe some you just know of, anything really.

Let me give some background info real quick. So I've been smoking pretty much daily for over a year, 1-3 pipe bowls per day. I recently quit smoking on Aug. 28 when i found out about the job opportunity. I'm a fat guy 6' 270, but my current job requires me to be physically active (unloading delivery trucks), so 5 days a week I'm sweating my ass off and drinking a pretty decent amount of water (idk how much). But anyway I've upped my water intake since I quit smoking and I have been taking B-12s daily since then as well. And from research, it seems dilution is the best bet. I would sub but all my friends are fucking stoners too lol. My test (if I get the job) would probably be mid-late week this coming week. So that's pushing 4 weeks since I quit smoking. Do I have a shot at passing? And what's the best way to dilute? Would drinking Gatorade and water work? Just water?.....This is the first time I've been in this predicament, so I would really appreciate some advice!

Thanks guys!!

EDIT: Also, does synthetic urine work?

I think you smoke WAY too much pot since you don't seem to remember posting this exact thread last week -
https://www.rollitup.org/t/can-i-pass-this-drug-test.883545/#post-11896071

In that thread, we learned that you should test yourself and if you fail, you need to get fake piss. We also learned that you are too fat. Finally, justugh disturbed us once again, this time with his intimate knowledge of piss guzzling. By my description, that thread sounds interesting, but I assure you it is not...

tyler.durden said:

I think you smoke WAY too much pot since you don't seem to remember posting this exact thread last week -
https://www.rollitup.org/t/can-i-pass-this-drug-test.883545/#post-11896071

In that thread, we learned that you should test yourself and if you fail, you need to get fake piss. We also learned that you are too fat. Finally, justugh disturbed us once again, this time with his intimate knowledge of piss guzzling. By my description, that thread sounds interesting, but I assure you it is not...

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If you don't get the answers you want..just start a new thread? that's how it works right?

I think it's just you making things interesting, Mr.durden.

tyler.durden said:

I think you smoke WAY too much pot since you don't seem to remember posting this exact thread last week -
https://www.rollitup.org/t/can-i-pass-this-drug-test.883545/#post-11896071

In that thread, we learned that you should test yourself and if you fail, you need to get fake piss. We also learned that you are too fat. Finally, justugh disturbed us once again, this time with his intimate knowledge of piss guzzling. By my description, that thread sounds interesting, but I assure you it is not...

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All trash answers on the last one.

PutYoStuffToShame said:

All trash answers on the last one. Smh I'm new to these forums and I'm starting to learn it's just a bunch of fucking retards on here with no info

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Haha no, that is incorrect. quit smoking if it's affecting your life in a negative way.

It's people like you that give cannabis a bad name... Smh

im going to close this before it gets out of hand.

unfortunately sometimes getting high needs ot take a backseat to priorities like a roof over your head and food in the fridge, it sucks it shouldnt be that way but it is

you already asked us the question we gave good decent answers you just DIDNT LIKE the answers..

feel free to search google we get this damn question like 16 times a week.