cliche sayings?

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amsterdam_goodies

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Feb 19, 2009

• #1

anyone got some good cliche type statements?


I think theres an old one that goes, "two eggs is better than one"... i dont know if thats a cliche or even a saying but its stuck in my head..

 

The Son of Man

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Feb 19, 2009

• #2

don't put all your eggs in one basket

 

The Son of Man

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Feb 19, 2009

• #3

celibacy is not hereditary

 

The Son of Man

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Feb 19, 2009

• #4

don't bring a knife to a gun fight

 

doniawon

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Feb 19, 2009

• #5

bird in hand is worth two in a bush

 

The Son of Man

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Feb 19, 2009

• #6

I know a bunch of these

 

The Son of Man

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Feb 19, 2009

• #7

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink


someone start with all the racist ones so this thread can jump off

 

Hydrotech364

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Feb 19, 2009

• #8

A friend with weed is a friend indeed

 

robert 14617

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Feb 19, 2009

• #9

your beating a dead horse before the cart

 

Hydrotech364

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Feb 19, 2009

• #10

If I had all the money ive spent on weed i could buy ,,,,some weed

 

The Son of Man

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Feb 19, 2009

• #11

Wu Tang Ain't nothing to fuck with!

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jfgordon1

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Feb 19, 2009

• #12

to each their own

one's good, two's better

keep your friends close, ur enemies closer

watch your p's and q's.. ( mom always tells me that lol )

 

mmmsticky

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Feb 19, 2009

• #13

does a one legged duck swim in circles?

 

Hydrotech364

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Feb 19, 2009

• #14

Does a Bear shit in the woods.

 

Hydrotech364

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Feb 19, 2009

• #15

I think Pimp therefore I am,Katt Williams

 

Hydrotech364

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Feb 19, 2009

• #16

Cant never could do nothin!

 

robert 14617

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Feb 19, 2009

• #17

hydrotech364 said:

Does a Bear shit in the woods.

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not a polar bear!!!!!!!!!!!

 

RetiredToker76

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Feb 19, 2009

• #18

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

 

llLOU

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Feb 19, 2009

• #19

amsterdam_goodies said:

anyone got some good cliche type statements?


I think theres an old one that goes, "two eggs is better than one"... i dont know if thats a cliche or even a saying but its stuck in my head..

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UNLESS YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO EGGS.....

 

robert 14617

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Feb 19, 2009

• #20

blacker than a sack of ass holes