Couple Questions, Same Subject

ok first off, what good do you think the water i'm using is. i use the water that is close by my plant, like a dirty water hole that's been there forever, the kinda that has tadpoles and all that what-not, so far it hasn't hurt my plant so i keep using it (yeah, my plant is in the woods). and second, what should i do if i want to make my plant withstand harsh weather conditions, because i live here in ms and i don't want any damn hurricanes to kill it. and for a plant with 5 small branchs at about 1ft or so, how much fertilizer would you give it of, which i was thinking of using:

some tea grains, coffee grains, egg shells, bon-fire ashes, and a tad bit of vinger. also should the tea and coffee grains be used or fresh. lets help my plant help me

I know no one is wanting to answer this one so I will take a stab at it.

First things first... Did you learn that from Geronimo? I heard you could put your seed inside a dead fish and it will grow like 20feet tall. lol.

Sorry I had to give you some shit. lol.

Its pretty hard to say about the water. Anyone here would say use clean filtered or tap water and mix some nutrients in it at the right ph. With your water we have no clue whats in it. Im sure the plants are liking it. Its airated atleast. But is it piss water or what? If the plant seems to be liking it then go ahead cause im sure it will be hard to get fresh water to your plant. Im really not too sure on what you should use for fertilizer. The water probably has a few nutes in it already. Maybe one of the organics gurus on here can help more.
As far as the weather. You wont really be able to prevent things from happening to it. I would maybe stick up some chicken wire around it. That might help from animals getting to it. You could build a green house around it but thats not going to stop a hurricane. Can you take a picture so that Garden Knowm will get intrested in your post. lol.

unfortuantly i don't have a cam that i can take a pic with much less take with me on a jog, but i only have 1 out there and i'm kinda praying for him, its been way to dry for anyones good around here and even though i want get anything from it anytime soon, i'd like to see it live to bud. but if i ever do get a cam or cell phone in my inventory then i'll take a pic and add it here so that yall can get a good idea of what it looks like, also i think it's from underwatering but the leaves on the bottom branches are yellowing pretty bad, can anyone confirm if it's from underwatering, it's not from the fertilizers cause i added those after this started happening. and also to add the yellowing started happening after i left it alone for a whole week with no rain, (i wasn't trying to be mean to him, i was just really really busy, sorry little guy).

My guess for this problem would be temperature and underwatering like u said. Ive heard of leaves turning yellow from to much stress and warm conditions.