Creative ways to keep your grow undetected!

I'll start with mine. I currently have a 1400 watt perpetual grow in a 2 bedroom condo unit. The back bedroom has a 4x4 400 watt veg tent and a 6x6 1000 watt flower walk in closet. 8 plants flowering (4 being 5 weeks or so apart from the other 4) I also have 8 veg plants same setup as the flower room. Both rooms are carbon filtered and have zero smell. Both areas are 100% light tight

My security is based on the disguise it, don't hide it frame of mind. I have a Brinks Heavy Duty doorknob on the back room. Padlocked flower area and padlocked veg area. Timers are set for night cycles to be from 4AM to 4PM flower(while I'm at work). and 8AM-2PM for veg room. I have a red light hooked up outside the locked bedroom that kicks on when the lights fire up and a sign on the door that reads "Expensive Photosensitive Photography Equipment, Dark Room in Operation DO NOT ENTER. The red light signifies the photography "dark room" is currently running. I have a tripod mounted 30mm camera in the living room, tons of photography magazines laying around. I've called maintenance on numerous occasions for random fixes around my place (water heater, furnace filters, etc) Never even a second glance after seeing my photography equipment and reading the sign.

Average white dude who loves his photography =)

Anyone else have some slick ideas going on to secure there peace of mind?

always wanted to cop some solar pannels, nothing like getting off the grid.....

I'm an average white dude who actually likes photography. That's a cool idea.