If your dispensary bud tastes like nothing, consider yourself lucky. The last dispensary bud I tried vaping left a greasy salty non cannabis taste on my lips overnight, and kept filling my nostrils with crusty unnatural boogers, had my nose whistling every hour trying to purge the fungicides from my lungs. They spray their crops with so much garbage. BT, beauveria bassiana, milk, coriander garlic rosemary canola baking soda, you name it,as long as the lab don't test for it they'll spray it. And if it's got fruit or sweet in the name you best believe its been fed some artificial aroma bullshit also, grape scraps, lemon peel squeezins, etc Absolutely useless product. You cant even make edibles worth taking.
I literally do not understand why people buy the legal garbage. Dont know if it's the contaminants or the fact the shit is pulled early and grown by soulless idiots, but it doesn't get you high. Arizona, Colorado and Socal all have NASTY bud. And it's spreading. Seen some nasty artificially scented shit in the bay even. Should be obvious when every strain smells like hay, but the fruit themed strains smell like single note fruit scents.
Im old and crippled. I dont even want to grow. But there's no other option. Everyone has went insane since weed was legalized; confusing unflushed bud for "gas" and sesame oiled bud for skunk. Showing entire 40 strain menus that all smell like dairy products. Everyone I used to deal with only grows personal, or grows that tainted commercial bullshit now. Or only sells by the 10 pack, and I don't sell anymore.
Honestly I use the Internet specifically to vent these frustrations. Felt like I was in an alternate dimension when I moved to Az. People there think there's something wrong with my bud, because it has smells any smoker should recognize and gets you high, while they are smoking stuff that 100% does not smell anything like any Cannabis variety whatsoever, and has the effect of being poisoned or choked out. People are in deep denial that the dispo shit is dirty garbage. I'm sorry but I'm not a pot snob for wanting Cannabis that doesn't smell like fungicidal treatments or obvious, bitter fruit rind extracts. I'll smoke trim all day i dont give a shit. But some garbage smelling like "made in China" plastic and Blueberry Tasty Puff? Yeah, that ain't what AK47 smells like. Dispensaries and the influx of dispensary cult members who obviously don't have taste buds or gag reflexes are ruining the weed scene.