Do you Cuss your plants or praise them ?

SCARHOLE

SCARHOLE

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When you are in your box checking out the grow do you call your plants horrible names?
Or do you praise em an begg em to grow right

I tend to both, but mainly i cuss them.:hump:

P.s. I also cuss my cats, but the stupid bastards love it!
 
The*Mad*Hatter

The*Mad*Hatter

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I personally only give my lil girls words of insperation and incouragement, as in "come on babies grow big and strong for daddy" or "drink up girls you need your energy"ext........only good vibes when around my girls, dont want them growing up in a hostel enviroment, such as i dont let them see me beat my wife..j/k guys, i dont beat my wife.....lol.....but seriously i dought my "VIBES" have anything to really do with the overall health and growth of my plant, but it makes me feel better..lol
 
jimmy130380

jimmy130380

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i cuss the fuckers for falling over and getting dirty buds
then i got tie a million bits of string to hold em up
 
M

m0t0keS

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The*Mad*Hatter said:
I personally only give my lil girls words of insperation and incouragement, as in "come on babies grow big and strong for daddy" or "drink up girls you need your energy"ext........only good vibes when around my girls, dont want them growing up in a hostel enviroment, such as i dont let them see me beat my wife..j/k guys, i dont beat my wife.....lol.....but seriously i dought my "VIBES" have anything to really do with the overall health and growth of my plant, but it makes me feel better..lol
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Lmao!! thats awesome!!! depends on how the gurls are doing really somedays they just get spoiled and other days they get the silent treatment lol either way they know there daddys gurls
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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I give um a warning before I cut branches, and tell them what I need them to do.

Seems to be working :blsmoke:
 
ataxia

ataxia

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i usually call them my little bitches, and fuckers ... but i say use those terms for the ones i love
 
fourrings

fourrings

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Mine only get praise and the best care I can give em. Only time I cuss at them is when I get to pull a bud out of there cure jar and say something like "God damn you little motherfuckers taste good!"
 
ImTheFireMan

ImTheFireMan

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i only cuss at my cilantro.
i call my weed bitches tho.

like if i'm in public or on the phone "i gotta go feed my bitches i'll be back later"
 
FoolBloom

FoolBloom

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Only nice words. I tell em how good they look. No reason to cuss em. Every problem that could arise is your own fault, so for that I cuss myself. But everything is a learning experience. I'm usually happy when I encounter a new problem and make it through cause nezt time is a breeze.
 
Mazon

Mazon

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when im watering my ladies i start talking dirty to them..oh you like that dont you baby... oh yeah its getting you so wet huh :leaf::hump:
 
GrizzlyAdams

GrizzlyAdams

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I never swear at my plants, I usually talk to them like you would puppies. All my equipment has to be emotionally damaged by now though, like when that useless fucking piece of orphan shit rotten cuntsack mother fucker of a bulb that burnt out during a monster plant project.
 
Burger Boss

Burger Boss

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It's all about Your Karma. Negative people will get negativity ALL over their garden, and that ain't good. Whereas, Positive folks tend to produce uplifting, bountiful harvests. And when you think about it, it's always YOUR choice. Good luck & good grow.......BB
 
cdrippper2

cdrippper2

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You gotta talk nice to them....maybe a little dirty sometimes too. I remember the Mythbusters did an episode about this exact same thing and the plants with calm music? and the ones that got talked to nice did the best lol
 
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