Does any cleasing products from GNC work for what I need it for?

GNC - Herbs & Cleansing: Natural Cleansing & Detox


Do any of these products really work? or should I order something else? or use another method like subsituting? I don't have a deadline, just trying to land a good gig, and I'm a heavy toker...I've blazed daily for years...I quit cold turkey for 30 days, drinkin cranberry juice, and lots of water, and I used a drink called "the stuff" and still failed a test, then I said "fukk it" and started blazing again.

Please let me know what is the best way to get clean, cause $30 bucks is a lot to me...can I do the same thing by drinkin certain things that I can buy from a grocery store? or is that a myth?

Don't waste your money, that stuff is all shit.

If you have no deadline, just stay clean for 3-4 weeks, drinking plenty of water (won't really matter until the day before/of, still good policy though)

Then starting the day before the test, start drinking shitloads of water, maybe a few liters the night before, and up to a gallon the morning of. Take some B vitamins so your pee won't look like water (don't overdue it or your piss will light up the room) then go for it. Your chances like this will be as good or better than any of the shit these companies peddle to gullible and desperate stoners.

Just take clean piss off someone and put it in a bottle in your pocket? Is that an option?

quick fix 4.0

Hong Chong said:

Just take clean piss off someone and put it in a bottle in your pocket? Is that an option?

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Lol....Ive done that.

ILLESS said:

GNC - Herbs & Cleansing: Natural Cleansing & Detox


Do any of these products really work? or should I order something else? or use another method like subsituting? I don't have a deadline, just trying to land a good gig, and I'm a heavy toker...I've blazed daily for years...I quit cold turkey for 30 days, drinkin cranberry juice, and lots of water, and I used a drink called "the stuff" and still failed a test, then I said "fukk it" and started blazing again.

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Eat lots of melons and salad and an enema or two will clean you out something fierce. The cranberry juice is a good idea. As far as day-of-the-test products go, ZYDOT = the shit.