Drugs if They Were Girlfriends

NevaSmokedOut

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cocainia(coke)- she's always getting her way, manipulative, flashy, lusts for everything and she is quick to boast irrationality; she might also be crazy or is just a bitch or both.

heroina(heroin)- she's needy, jumpy, really really fuckin hyper, she clings to you when you need her then darts off somewhere and makes you crazy because of what she's done to you.

shroomy(mushrooms)- a girl who is just out there as well as being just. she may wig out and make you do it too, is one with nature (including insect life), is into conspiracies, doesn't trust authoritive figures not one bit, is very spiritual and is desperately seeking answers to life.

mary jane(weed)- she's that girl next door and she's down for anything and wont judge or make fun of you; she likes to chill and wants you or anyone to chill with her and makes everything so good because with her she makes things lame seem cool; she is also a pacifist, a outlaw and a renegade do to the fact that there's always someone after her, she won't make you join her life unless you want to.


crack(well... crack mothafucka)- she is bossy, naggy, forceful, crude and worst of all she's skinny with no figure; your wondering how the hell did you end up with her cause she makes you do the same shit for her everytime which gets you in trouble; she wears dingy clothes and smells like the everything horrible your nose has ever smelled.

crystal(crystal meth)- she is also hideous but she has a serious skin issue and fucked up teeth and would get an A+ for tweeking; this broad keeps you awake when your tired, happy when your sad and kills everything you used to be slowly; she lives in the worst parts of town that even a mexican immigrant won't go near and once you've found her she never lets you go; she is a disgusting monster and gets around like aids.
 

bud nugbong

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crack+ cocaine are twins but one of them has a coldsore and doesnt shower...heroina would be a lazy bitch who begs for money all day, shroomy would probly talk too much and you got the crystal one right...

mary jane would be the only one i would chill with and even she would be pretty lazy, but at least shes funny and can put a smile on your face lol
 

VER D

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ecstasy - party chick who sleeps all day and is up all night and is very pumped and also stupid or slow wheres tight clothes that doesn't fit her she is also a slut and gives you headache when you hang around with her too much
 
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