Dumbest Advice of the Day Thread...

[K1Ng5p4d3]

Ok, i gotta do it, because i see so many of them on a daily basis. Not sayin i give GREAT advice, but there are people out there that just....i dont know, like...just plain out say shit for the sake of tellin someone what to do, lol.

Use this thread to post a copy of the stupidest advice youve seen someone give today, or any day for that matter. you dont have to embarrass the person who gave the advice, just post the advice given, so we can all laugh at it.

-This should be fun

 

[K1Ng5p4d3]

saw someone blame the OZONE for someone elses browning leaves today...

 

[GrowSpecialist]

saw someone blame the OZONE for someone elses browning leaves today...

LOL^^

This is a great thread. I see a lot of potential in it.

 

[K1Ng5p4d3]

i know man, i see people gettin flamed every single day for givin out retarded advice, this is a place for people to vent, and let other people laugh with u too

 

[K1Ng5p4d3]

BUMP -- cmon, i know you guys got some GOOD ones, lol

 

[GrowSpecialist]

I haven't seen any bad advice today... but I'm sure I'll be hittin' this thread up pretty soon. Stay tuned.

 

[Enlightened One]

Umm do these work
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i got a lava lamp on my plant i was wondering if they ar good for plants or wht so plz help

All i gotta say is... Damn

 

[Smiley D]

Actually, if you have an ozone filter that is leaking active ozone back into the grow room it will brown the leaves.

If he was blaming the ozone layer in the sky for something... he's probably still smarter than most of the kids that post here.

 

[K1Ng5p4d3]

it was a nute problem.

 

[GrowSpecialist]

Why do you need to "clean" the soil? Your plants already deficient as it is. Look how light green the leaves are. That fucked up leaf is a phosphorous deficiency. All you gotta do is feed it some nutes. FEED IT SOME FUCKING NUTES!

This was posted in a thread where a guy OBVIOUSLY has nute burn and E S is telling him that he needs to give it MORE nutes. Just go to the second post in that thread and take a look at the seedling.

 

[gangjababy]

Here one:
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I'm not 100% sure but as long as your container has holes for excess water to drain out you cant really over water your plant, and on that note don't it benefit your plant to flush it out to get rid of the salts and other minerals that build up?

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[gangjababy]

Not exactly advice but this guy has got to win dumbest poster of the day!

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My friend's contact totally flaked so I posted on CL for 420. Got a few responses, actually, but am slightly paranoid about meeting strangers since I used to get from friends before their source went AWOL.

I did some Google research to see if there were any accounts of stings or anything like that for *buyers* and found nothing- it only seems like there have been busts of sellers. Before I go and do something dumb, have any of you heard of anyone busted for *buying* small amounts on CL? We're not talking a kilo here- maybe 1/2 at most.

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[gangjababy]

This was posted in a thread where a guy OBVIOUSLY has nute burn and E S is telling him that he needs to give it MORE nutes. Just go to the second post in that thread and take a look at the seedling.

Yeah E.S. is giving out some really shitty advice, here's another one of his gems:
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[icurbyou]

ES only gives out bad advice. I've seen people call him out a ton. He's a troll on this forum. Really I dont know why RIU allows him to continue his outrageous "advice".

 

[GrowTech]

ES = Electronic Stupidity.


BAN!

 

[GrowTech]

Ban the motherfucker!

 

[floydfanx6]

es,,,,i think you should germinate seeds in yr butt,,,,and on a side note your a complete moron,i would stick to buying pot for U
Zzzzzz
next

 

[KaliKitsune]

Let me tell you why I though ozone damage. The man had mad air ionizers in the grow room (like 5 of them.) The spots burned are way too random to be any sort of nutrient deficiency (they always have a pattern.) If you look closer at the pictures, you see it's actually been eaten away, but not by insects, just the surface layer, which is the exact same thing that happens to your lungs when you breathe ozone.

HowStuffWorks "How Ozone Pollution Works"



http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/ozone-pollution-plant-damage2.jpg

Every single symptom is an exact copy of the list for ozone damage.

 

[flamdrags420]

Ok, i gotta do it, because i see so many of them on a daily basis. Not sayin i give GREAT advice, but there are people out there that just....i dont know, like...just plain out say shit for the sake of tellin someone what to do, lol.

Use this thread to post a copy of the stupidest advice youve seen someone give today, or any day for that matter. you dont have to embarrass the person who gave the advice, just post the advice given, so we can all laugh at it.

-This should be fun

Lame thread and very off topic. Be positive. Spread love. Share knowledge. Have fun.The I'm better than you should be kept for school and work.

 

[anhedonia]

Somone on riu told me to put round up on my plants when I was a toatal newb and didnt know. What a dick. I think he said that because he noticed I had posted similar questions in different forums.