Easiest Way 2 Kill A Marijuana Plant?

pandabear

pandabear

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no man this is the best way to do it. slip a roofy in the plants drink, then when shes all messed up lure her to your pool and push the plant in.:mrgreen:

getting rid of the body, thats the hard part:roll:



honestly if you need advice on how to kill a plant you must be one of the most tree huggin, wouldnt hurt a fly type hippie stoner on earth:blsmoke:


I would just make a makeshift noose and sneak up on the plant from behind and strangle it:mrgreen:
 
battosai

battosai

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approach the plant and use battojutsu. (technique where the sword is pulled from the stealth as a direct attack on opponent)
by the time it realizes death is a foot, it won't even be able to feel its roots.
 
shamegame

shamegame

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I like to tape a gun to the plant's hand and drop it off infront of the police station late at night. Very low survival rate.
 
Shanti4life

Shanti4life

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Sneak up on it...like you sneak up on your animals when you're high, and send it into shock--->death....man I'm blazed
 
frog3850

frog3850

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claim it has WMD invade its flower pot kill abunch of lesser plants getting to it turn its grow room mates against it and have them hang it

I know this should be in the political discussion room
 
jackinthebox

jackinthebox

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First of all why the hell do you want to kill marijuana plants????

Second of all, why the hell are you guys all giving him ideas?

If I were you, to kill it, I would get some good nutes, feed it once every other week with the nutes, and water in between. If your indoors switch the light to 12/12 when the nodes start to alternate, then wait about 8 weeks, maybe more if it needs it, then cut it, and hang it upside down for a week or two, in a dark spot. After that, I would reccomend curing it for another 2-3 weeks. Place it in a airtight jar, then close the lid. After about 8 hours, open the jar and give it some fresh air, move the weed around with ur fingers. Close the jar again and then wait 12 hours, then repeat the last step. Then I would say about every day repeat this process. After the three weeks, call me : )
 
pandabear

pandabear

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them main problem is getting rid of the body. if you wanna really show her whos boss, expose her cute little rootball out an then fuck the shit out of it. when you almost ready to spurt shove it right in her top cola and rub it in.


then smoke a cig:blsmoke: shell know whos boss then:blsmoke:
 
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