"essential employees"

oxvirgoxo

oxvirgoxo

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i sent my boss an email askin her to fire me so i can collect 900$ a week unemployment she told me punch tiffany(coworker) in the face and make her bleed and shell fire me i told her ok then lil later sent her an email sayin tiffs gushin blood you might wanna call her an ambulance she responds take pics lmao so i found a pack of ketchup and told tiff to let me put it on her face but she dont wanna play along so i told her if she dont let me put ketchup on her face ima punch her in the face for real lol
 
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i updated it to say unemployment for doing nothin i thought still newish here so not sure how everything works lol
 
oxvirgoxo said:
i sent my boss an email askin her to fire me so i can collect 900$ a week unemployment she told me punch tiffany(coworker) in the face and make her bleed and shell fire me i told her ok then lil later sent her an email sayin tiffs gushin blood you might wanna call her an ambulance she responds take pics lmao so i found a pack of ketchup and told tiff to let me put it on her face but she dont wanna play along so i told her if she dont let me put ketchup on her face ima punch her in the face for real lol
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I doubt that you and I are of the same species.
 
TreeFarmerCharlie said:
Were you not getting paid? Or are you just abusing the system to get paid without having to work for it?
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neither... it was meant as a joke but in reality is not a joke.... 900 a week is 22.50 an hr atleast 50 percent of the "essential work force" in the us is makin way less than that while they risk their lives to provide necessities... i am not against upping the unemployment to help those that need it but there are those out there that needed the help before this hit and those essential workers riskin their lives are doing it for way less... the dark joke is 900 a week would be incentive to just purposely get fired and end up bringin home more money then you would if you kept working ... i work for boeing im considered an essential employee even tho most airlines are grounded atleast im lucky to have a job for now... 900 a week would be a very decent pay increase for me but i am not one who works the system even tho my tax dollars go to all those govt assistance programs that people do game i do not get any tax breaks nor do i qualify for any of them even tho on my wage it is very tough to pay a 1000 dollar mortgage all the utilities car note car ins and food but i do it and i do it all by my damn self without any help or govt assistance... and besides i wouldnt leave my job because there would be no garauntee of being able to get one once this is over
 
oxvirgoxo said:
neither... it was meant as a joke but in reality is not a joke.... 900 a week is 22.50 an hr atleast 50 percent of the "essential work force" in the us is makin way less than that while they risk their lives to provide necessities... i am not against upping the unemployment to help those that need it but there are those out there that needed the help before this hit and those essential workers riskin their lives are doing it for way less... the dark joke is 900 a week would be incentive to just purposely get fired and end up bringin home more money then you would if you kept working ... i work for boeing im considered an essential employee even tho most airlines are grounded atleast im lucky to have a job for now... 900 a week would be a very decent pay increase for me but i am not one who works the system even tho my tax dollars go to all those govt assistance programs that people do game i do not get any tax breaks nor do i qualify for any of them even tho on my wage it is very tough to pay a 1000 dollar mortgage all the utilities car note car ins and food but i do it and i do it all by my damn self without any help or govt assistance... and besides i wouldnt leave my job because there would be no garauntee of being able to get one once this is over
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Somehow I don’t think it’s 900 a week, maybe every 2 weeks
 
he currently makes 19 an hr so yes he prolly will bring home more even with taxes taken out... i just dont think it should have been a blanket increase on top of what your standard benefit is they shoulda just matched your last income then it wouldnt be an incentive to get fired to game the system especially when you have real "essential employees" who may still have a job and are riskin their lives and are makin due with way less
 
oxvirgoxo said:
he currently makes 19 an hr so yes he prolly will bring home more even with taxes taken out... i just dont think it should have been a blanket increase on top of what your standard benefit is they shoulda just matched your last income then it wouldnt be an incentive to get fired to game the system especially when you have real "essential employees" who may still have a job and are riskin their lives and are makin due with way less
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Or maybe you should just go to work and not worry about what others are getting.

You'd have to be an idiot to get fired to collect money for a short period of time.

And if you get fired, they don't even have to pay you anything. It's if you get laid off they pay you, not fired.
 
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