Haha. That was good.
Search here and google and any other pot site for pointers for orgainc pot gardening. It's real easy and makes for first class buds. There's a whole organics forum here. If it's still gonna frost again then don't plant outside, but you can start some seeds inside.
First thing I'd do is go to whatever gardening centers/nurseries etc that are around you and find the dankest soil you can so you have a base. If you can find a good pre-mixed organic soil with blood and bone meal, guano, manure, kelp, lime etc. then perfect you can probably use it out of the bag. If not I'm sure you can find a compost-based organic mix to enhance. You need to have something to start with though. After you get your soil figured out you can worry about fertilizer.
No chemicals bro.