AiCPearlJam
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How many 1 gallon pots will the one bag of Ocean Forest (1.5 cubic feet) fill? I am only growing autoflowering so I am using 1 gallon grow bags for the entire thing (as I hear 1 gallon is perfect size for the grow)
FF's Ocean Forest Soil, question.
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Hotwired
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Questions like this really make me wonder if there is anything left of our education system at all.
Please tell me this is a troll post to make a fool like me respond. Please tell me this is all a joke and I will wake up in my bed next to a super model who is giving me head.
Please tell me you are blind and had your 4 year old daughter type this for you.
I can't believe I'm actually going to try to answer your question. What worries me is this............. Will you understand it?
So....you want to know how many one gallon pots will get filled by a 1.5 cubic foot bag of FF Ocean Forest.
What gets me is that you know the bag is 1.5 cubic feet. The next part I'm going to type confuses me immensely.
How do you know that the bag has 1.5 cubic feet of soil in it?
WAIT!! Don't answer that.
This one is better...........
What would you think is easier?
1) Popping a ripe pimple in the middle of your back
2) Throwing a party and getting all the Playboy Bunnies to come
3) Googling cubic feet to gallon conversion
4) Picking your nose and eating the booger
BUT WAIT!! Don't answer that easy one either. Let's go back to my first question. How do you know the bag has 1.5 cubic feet of soil in it?
Is it because:
A) the cat told you
B) You looked at the bag
C) you gently massaged the bag and knew it had that amount in it
If your answer was A, I completely understand. Don't worry, you will get better. If the answer was C, you need help.
If the answer was B, you better get glasses. Because if you looked at the bag you would have seen........................ right next to where it says 1.5 cubic feet..................... in parenthesis............................. it says 38.6 dry quarts AND, just in case you are from Europe, right underneath where it says 1.5 cubic feet and 38.6 dry quarts, is more writing that says 42.5 litres.
So what can we now assume from all this wonderful writing and speculation? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING!!
Why? Cause it still doesn't give you gallons!! And you asked about gallons!! So we still can't answer your question. WTF?!?!
All this great information and nothing. I don't understand it.
So this is what I did. I went to my daughter.............. she's in third grade, and asked her how many quarts was in a gallon. She said to me......... with a big proud smile on her face, "Daddy I know that one. One second daddy let me figure it out. Okay....you let me drink a big soda tonight and that was 16 whole ounces. 16 whole ounces is a pint...right daddy?
I told her she was right and she continued. "Ok daddy now I have to add pints together. Two pints make a quart...... am I right daddy? I said she was doing great!!
She smiled a big bright smile and looked at me with those shining blue eyes and I knew everything was all right with the world. Then she told me that 4 quarts were in one gallon and jumped into my arms waiting for her bear hug because she knew the answer and was so happy.
So this is what I will do for you. Instead of giving you a direct answer I wrote you a story. It took me a while but I felt it needed to be said.
I gave you a few hints along the way and I hope you can interpret them. Good luck with this. Once you find our answer run and give someone a big hug because I know once you find out you will be very happy.
Stoney Jake
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LOL
Very good reading. I needed a good laugh man
I think I know the answer!!!1!
Im going to go give my ol' lady a big hug
Very good reading. I needed a good laugh man
I think I know the answer!!!1!
Im going to go give my ol' lady a big hug
mustang519
Well-Known Member
Nice story... but think of the intelligence of the average person then remember 1/2 are dumber...... I know frightening.
so this is from google
1.5 (cubic feet) = 11.2207792 US gallons
mustang
so this is from google
1.5 (cubic feet) = 11.2207792 US gallons
mustang
communistcannabis
Well-Known Member
great storey, got a good laugh thanks!
don't you think it would have been a whole lot easier just to answer? your post is belittling and mocking. i should ding you. makes me wonder if there is any KINDNESS left in the world.
i just filled 66 one gallon pots. i used FOX FARMS ocean forest. i have NO IDEA how many pots i filled with one bag. i guess that makes me an idiot. shit i can't even remember how many bags i started with.
i just filled 66 one gallon pots. i used FOX FARMS ocean forest. i have NO IDEA how many pots i filled with one bag. i guess that makes me an idiot. shit i can't even remember how many bags i started with.
Questions like this really make me wonder if there is anything left of our education system at all.
Please tell me this is a troll post to make a fool like me respond. Please tell me this is all a joke and I will wake up in my bed next to a super model who is giving me head.
Please tell me you are blind and had your 4 year old daughter type this for you.
I can't believe I'm actually going to try to answer your question. What worries me is this............. Will you understand it?
So....you want to know how many one gallon pots will get filled by a 1.5 cubic foot bag of FF Ocean Forest.
What gets me is that you know the bag is 1.5 cubic feet. The next part I'm going to type confuses me immensely.
How do you know that the bag has 1.5 cubic feet of soil in it?
WAIT!! Don't answer that.
This one is better...........
What would you think is easier?
1) Popping a ripe pimple in the middle of your back
2) Throwing a party and getting all the Playboy Bunnies to come
3) Googling cubic feet to gallon conversion
4) Picking your nose and eating the booger
BUT WAIT!! Don't answer that easy one either. Let's go back to my first question. How do you know the bag has 1.5 cubic feet of soil in it?
Is it because:
A) the cat told you
B) You looked at the bag
C) you gently massaged the bag and knew it had that amount in it
If your answer was A, I completely understand. Don't worry, you will get better. If the answer was C, you need help.
If the answer was B, you better get glasses. Because if you looked at the bag you would have seen........................ right next to where it says 1.5 cubic feet..................... in parenthesis............................. it says 38.6 dry quarts AND, just in case you are from Europe, right underneath where it says 1.5 cubic feet and 38.6 dry quarts, is more writing that says 42.5 litres.
So what can we now assume from all this wonderful writing and speculation? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING!!
Why? Cause it still doesn't give you gallons!! And you asked about gallons!! So we still can't answer your question. WTF?!?!
All this great information and nothing. I don't understand it.
So this is what I did. I went to my daughter.............. she's in third grade, and asked her how many quarts was in a gallon. She said to me......... with a big proud smile on her face, "Daddy I know that one. One second daddy let me figure it out. Okay....you let me drink a big soda tonight and that was 16 whole ounces. 16 whole ounces is a pint...right daddy?
I told her she was right and she continued. "Ok daddy now I have to add pints together. Two pints make a quart...... am I right daddy? I said she was doing great!!
She smiled a big bright smile and looked at me with those shining blue eyes and I knew everything was all right with the world. Then she told me that 4 quarts were in one gallon and jumped into my arms waiting for her bear hug because she knew the answer and was so happy.
So this is what I will do for you. Instead of giving you a direct answer I wrote you a story. It took me a while but I felt it needed to be said.
I gave you a few hints along the way and I hope you can interpret them. Good luck with this. Once you find our answer run and give someone a big hug because I know once you find out you will be very happy.
and what are you guys, his fucking cheerleaders?
AcidBurn901
Well-Known Member
Lol Ownedand what are you guys, his fucking cheerleaders?
The greatest thing about this is he asked a simple question.
which is what this forum is for to my understanding. After this question he was mocked?
How small minded and childish.
Mustang was right i do believe
snypavat
Well-Known Member
Well let's see. How many times do people come on here a day asking questions they can easily get an answer to if they used their heads? It doesn't take a genius to convert cubic feet to gallons. Or does it?and what are you guys, his fucking cheerleaders?
It was just funny.
AcidBurn901
Well-Known Member
No he did it to be a douche. and you were just a part of it.
He did EXACTLY what this forum is for, and you guys did EXACTLY the ooposite,
fdd was in the right here, deal with it
snypavat
Well-Known Member
Ok ok...Sorry. I just thought it was a funny read.
the main purpose of this forum is for ASKING QUESTION, genius.
i have NO idea how many gallons in bag of soil. i ask again, am i an idiot?
so you find it funny to belittle others? wow
nickfury510
Well-Known Member
Questions like this really make me wonder if there is anything left of our education system at all.
Please tell me this is a troll post to make a fool like me respond. Please tell me this is all a joke and I will wake up in my bed next to a super model who is giving me head.
Please tell me you are blind and had your 4 year old daughter type this for you.
I can't believe I'm actually going to try to answer your question. What worries me is this............. Will you understand it?
So....you want to know how many one gallon pots will get filled by a 1.5 cubic foot bag of FF Ocean Forest.
What gets me is that you know the bag is 1.5 cubic feet. The next part I'm going to type confuses me immensely.
How do you know that the bag has 1.5 cubic feet of soil in it?
WAIT!! Don't answer that.
This one is better...........
What would you think is easier?
1) Popping a ripe pimple in the middle of your back
2) Throwing a party and getting all the Playboy Bunnies to come
3) Googling cubic feet to gallon conversion
4) Picking your nose and eating the booger
BUT WAIT!! Don't answer that easy one either. Let's go back to my first question. How do you know the bag has 1.5 cubic feet of soil in it?
Is it because:
A) the cat told you
B) You looked at the bag
C) you gently massaged the bag and knew it had that amount in it
If your answer was A, I completely understand. Don't worry, you will get better. If the answer was C, you need help.
If the answer was B, you better get glasses. Because if you looked at the bag you would have seen........................ right next to where it says 1.5 cubic feet..................... in parenthesis............................. it says 38.6 dry quarts AND, just in case you are from Europe, right underneath where it says 1.5 cubic feet and 38.6 dry quarts, is more writing that says 42.5 litres.
So what can we now assume from all this wonderful writing and speculation? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING!!
Why? Cause it still doesn't give you gallons!! And you asked about gallons!! So we still can't answer your question. WTF?!?!
All this great information and nothing. I don't understand it.
So this is what I did. I went to my daughter.............. she's in third grade, and asked her how many quarts was in a gallon. She said to me......... with a big proud smile on her face, "Daddy I know that one. One second daddy let me figure it out. Okay....you let me drink a big soda tonight and that was 16 whole ounces. 16 whole ounces is a pint...right daddy?
I told her she was right and she continued. "Ok daddy now I have to add pints together. Two pints make a quart...... am I right daddy? I said she was doing great!!
She smiled a big bright smile and looked at me with those shining blue eyes and I knew everything was all right with the world. Then she told me that 4 quarts were in one gallon and jumped into my arms waiting for her bear hug because she knew the answer and was so happy.
So this is what I will do for you. Instead of giving you a direct answer I wrote you a story. It took me a while but I felt it needed to be said.
I gave you a few hints along the way and I hope you can interpret them. Good luck with this. Once you find our answer run and give someone a big hug because I know once you find out you will be very happy.
why dont you go away and come back when you can answer a simple question without being an arrogant prick, its a marijuana growing forum not a MENSA forum. While I appreciate the fact that seem to have gotten yourself a decent education, It seems that your mother has failed to teach you respect, humility and compassion. Its ok that you are miserable with yourself and feel the need to belittle others to bring some sort of meaning to your life. just dont do it here
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snypavat
Well-Known Member
Are you trying to start a fight? I thought it was light hearted and It did give him the answer he was looking for. Maybe not in the way YOU approve of but it did.the main purpose of this forum is for ASKING QUESTION, genius.
i have NO idea how many gallons in bag of soil. i ask again, am i an idiot?
so you find it funny to belittle others? wow
The reason it was funny was because it happens quite often that someone is lazy and posts a question that could easily be researched in a minute or two. (I have been guilty of this myself) I learned my lesson though and don't post needless questions when I could just find out by looking.
Sorry my sense of humor offends you.
Relax there is no need to bicker over this.
nickfury510
Well-Known Member
and to the op........while yes there is a formula to determine how many pots a bag will fill, it can vary due to what you add to the soil( perelite, extra guano, amendments and such) and how hard you pack the soil in the pot. some people pack it tight and others keep it fluffy, both styles will take different amounts of soil to fill.
communistcannabis
Well-Known Member
i think hotwired was commenting on the posters laziness, i would have been faster for him to google the conversions and do it, then to post and wait. Maybe it was over the top, but i thought it was a very clever response