I would love to share my first shroom trip(and my only one to date unfortunately).*
It all started when one of my friends told me he was going to Bonnaroo(google it if you don't know about it) this year. I was excited so I had him bring me back some shrooms. He came back and told me they were some of the best he had ever seen/done.*
I had myself 3.5g's dried.
Here's where the tripping part starts. I didn't want to eat them straight because I knew they wouldn't be very appetizing. I broke all my shrooms up into about 1 inch chunks and mixed them in with 2 cups of chocolate pudding. I didn't know chocolate makes you trip harder haha.*
So I was sitting there with a few of my friends and my girlfriend waitin for them to kick in. My girlfriend decided to go to the gas station and brought me back a 16 oz bottle of orange juice(which we heard makes you trip harder). God I love her
. Anyways I chugged that baby down and continued to wait.
*I was really disappointed after 45 minutes because they hadn't started working. Throughout this whole time we were all passing around bowls. I really wanted them to kick in so we brought out my 3 foot bong Lucifer. I took a massive rip and clouded half the room haha.*
Then the 1 hour mark rolled around and the wall and couch started waving/breathing. I loved this and just sat there as everything started breathing and pulsing and got brighter. I just started laughing hysterically about nothing. I was trying to text my friend on my phone and the letters started popping out which
I also loved this and laughed a lot. Then I remembered I had this really awesome trippy picture on my phone so I put on some Skrillex and stared at it for about 10 minutes. It was amazing. I also have this very trippy poster on my wall that has wierd shaped rolling hills in the horizon with a large tree in the center of a swamp with a couple one-eyed creatures in the branches with lots of differently shaped leaves. There are also 2 paths that lead to the tree that melt away toward the end. It's really hard to explain but it's awe-inspiring on shrooms.*
*Then I noticed this lonely potatoe chip sitting on the floor and threw my phone at it and crushed it. One of the hardest laughing spells I've ever had. Then we brought out my bubbler which is a glass frog sitting on a glass sphere shaped thing. You put your mouth to the frogs mouth to inhale. As the piece got passed to me the frog seemed to stretch to 3 feet long! In all reality it's only maybe 4-5 inches. At this point I decided smoking more might not be a good idea so i passed it and said they could skip me for the rest of the night *
Then one of my friends left with his girlfriend so 2 of my friends and my girlfriend were left. One of my friends was very experienced with all sorts of psychedelics and agreed to stay with me through the duration of my trip.
*About 3 minutes after he left the friend that just left texted me and said "The crazy neighbors downstairs say they can smell marijuana all the way down the stairs." for some reason this made me automatically think they called the cops and I started frantically running around trying to hide all the pipes and bong. *Ironically I left the bag of grass right in front of the door. Then i thought to myself, "Why am I freaking out? They won't call the cops, they're old hippy stoners themselves'" *then I felt all better.*
Then we decided to head to the bedroom to chill out and watch some movies. So I put in the movie Wanderlust.*
We were watching the movie on my girlfriends tv which had a white line that slowly scrolls up and down an makes the screen wave slightly. It's barely noticeable usually but while tripping it was awesome. I thought the movie was helarious when I'm sober so it was much funnier while tripping, especially the part where the lady drinks ayauasca tea.*
In about the middle of the movie I got to the peak of my trip and got the greatest visual morphs and things ever.*
When that movie got over we put in the movie Grind. I started getting these bad feelings for no reason and started getting scared. I have had bad trips on JWH before but it's not really the same thing. But those bad trips gave me enough experience to keep my shit together and keep telling myself it's just a trip and not to completely wig out.*
For about the next 2 hours I just layed on my bed with my eyes closed and rolled around trying to get comfortable because I kept getting really hot then really cold. During those 2 hours my feelings kept alternating between pure joy and euphoria to fear and sadness. The sad parts only lasted about 5 minutes followed by 20 minutes of happiness.*
Then the movie got over and everyone was asleep except my friend who had done all the psychadelics. Then he put in the movie Grind since we both skateboard and he knew i would like it. I sat up and he talked to me calmly and got me to just enjoy all my visuals and we had deep conversations about life in general and everything. The come down was nice and easy and very pleasant. This was my favorite part of the trip because I was just thinking about everything peaceful and got to enjoy great visuals.*
I tripped for 6-8 hours which I thought was very odd, because another friend of mine took the same dose of the same batch and tripped for 11-12 hours and he outweighs me by about 50 pounds.*
Overall the experience was truly amazing and enlightening. If I ever get the chance to get shrooms again I'm definetely going to do them again. Probably get 7 grams(dried) and split them into 2 or 3 doses.*
If you are thinking about trying shrooms but haven't yet, I would definitely suggest trying it. Maybe start with a smaller dose like 2.5-3g's. If you can handle your shit really really well or have a better environment to trip in then go for a higher dose. I strongly suggest having happy peaceful music on hand as well, maybe some Grateful Dead or Bob Marley? *I also wish I would have went outside and looked at the trees and went for a walk, but I decided it would be safer if I stayed home for my first trip. I would also love to try smoking hash at the beginning of the trip as well. But sadly hash and shrooms are virtually impossible to get in my case without driving 2 hours away
I hope you enjoyed my trip report!
I'm sorry if it was a little too long but before I tried shrooms I always wanted to read really detailed reports.*
It all started when one of my friends told me he was going to Bonnaroo(google it if you don't know about it) this year. I was excited so I had him bring me back some shrooms. He came back and told me they were some of the best he had ever seen/done.*
I had myself 3.5g's dried.
Here's where the tripping part starts. I didn't want to eat them straight because I knew they wouldn't be very appetizing. I broke all my shrooms up into about 1 inch chunks and mixed them in with 2 cups of chocolate pudding. I didn't know chocolate makes you trip harder haha.*
So I was sitting there with a few of my friends and my girlfriend waitin for them to kick in. My girlfriend decided to go to the gas station and brought me back a 16 oz bottle of orange juice(which we heard makes you trip harder). God I love her

*I was really disappointed after 45 minutes because they hadn't started working. Throughout this whole time we were all passing around bowls. I really wanted them to kick in so we brought out my 3 foot bong Lucifer. I took a massive rip and clouded half the room haha.*
Then the 1 hour mark rolled around and the wall and couch started waving/breathing. I loved this and just sat there as everything started breathing and pulsing and got brighter. I just started laughing hysterically about nothing. I was trying to text my friend on my phone and the letters started popping out which
I also loved this and laughed a lot. Then I remembered I had this really awesome trippy picture on my phone so I put on some Skrillex and stared at it for about 10 minutes. It was amazing. I also have this very trippy poster on my wall that has wierd shaped rolling hills in the horizon with a large tree in the center of a swamp with a couple one-eyed creatures in the branches with lots of differently shaped leaves. There are also 2 paths that lead to the tree that melt away toward the end. It's really hard to explain but it's awe-inspiring on shrooms.*
*Then I noticed this lonely potatoe chip sitting on the floor and threw my phone at it and crushed it. One of the hardest laughing spells I've ever had. Then we brought out my bubbler which is a glass frog sitting on a glass sphere shaped thing. You put your mouth to the frogs mouth to inhale. As the piece got passed to me the frog seemed to stretch to 3 feet long! In all reality it's only maybe 4-5 inches. At this point I decided smoking more might not be a good idea so i passed it and said they could skip me for the rest of the night *
Then one of my friends left with his girlfriend so 2 of my friends and my girlfriend were left. One of my friends was very experienced with all sorts of psychedelics and agreed to stay with me through the duration of my trip.
*About 3 minutes after he left the friend that just left texted me and said "The crazy neighbors downstairs say they can smell marijuana all the way down the stairs." for some reason this made me automatically think they called the cops and I started frantically running around trying to hide all the pipes and bong. *Ironically I left the bag of grass right in front of the door. Then i thought to myself, "Why am I freaking out? They won't call the cops, they're old hippy stoners themselves'" *then I felt all better.*
Then we decided to head to the bedroom to chill out and watch some movies. So I put in the movie Wanderlust.*
We were watching the movie on my girlfriends tv which had a white line that slowly scrolls up and down an makes the screen wave slightly. It's barely noticeable usually but while tripping it was awesome. I thought the movie was helarious when I'm sober so it was much funnier while tripping, especially the part where the lady drinks ayauasca tea.*
In about the middle of the movie I got to the peak of my trip and got the greatest visual morphs and things ever.*
When that movie got over we put in the movie Grind. I started getting these bad feelings for no reason and started getting scared. I have had bad trips on JWH before but it's not really the same thing. But those bad trips gave me enough experience to keep my shit together and keep telling myself it's just a trip and not to completely wig out.*
For about the next 2 hours I just layed on my bed with my eyes closed and rolled around trying to get comfortable because I kept getting really hot then really cold. During those 2 hours my feelings kept alternating between pure joy and euphoria to fear and sadness. The sad parts only lasted about 5 minutes followed by 20 minutes of happiness.*
Then the movie got over and everyone was asleep except my friend who had done all the psychadelics. Then he put in the movie Grind since we both skateboard and he knew i would like it. I sat up and he talked to me calmly and got me to just enjoy all my visuals and we had deep conversations about life in general and everything. The come down was nice and easy and very pleasant. This was my favorite part of the trip because I was just thinking about everything peaceful and got to enjoy great visuals.*
I tripped for 6-8 hours which I thought was very odd, because another friend of mine took the same dose of the same batch and tripped for 11-12 hours and he outweighs me by about 50 pounds.*
Overall the experience was truly amazing and enlightening. If I ever get the chance to get shrooms again I'm definetely going to do them again. Probably get 7 grams(dried) and split them into 2 or 3 doses.*
If you are thinking about trying shrooms but haven't yet, I would definitely suggest trying it. Maybe start with a smaller dose like 2.5-3g's. If you can handle your shit really really well or have a better environment to trip in then go for a higher dose. I strongly suggest having happy peaceful music on hand as well, maybe some Grateful Dead or Bob Marley? *I also wish I would have went outside and looked at the trees and went for a walk, but I decided it would be safer if I stayed home for my first trip. I would also love to try smoking hash at the beginning of the trip as well. But sadly hash and shrooms are virtually impossible to get in my case without driving 2 hours away

I hope you enjoyed my trip report!
