freestyle thread

tytheguy111

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This thread is for freestyle raping and cipher your rhyme doesn't even have to make sense just let loose
 

frizzlegooch

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ty the guy aint fly, i let paint spry,
i crack another safe, why?
cuz most of my brothers aids climbed,
plus the government aint coverin the buds, our sustanence,
gotta isolate the substat-ence,
plus i live a life that is mostly concerned with danger,
punkin a stranger,
if i was paid id kill christ in his manger
 

tytheguy111

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Lighter won't work
And its pissing me off like miley trying to twerk
ate a curb came up and started to smoke some mean herb while laying down mean verbs sat down on cold earth and all I have to say for it is you better learn first before I burn up your whole church stand back and start to chirp more words
 

mr sunshine

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Fuck with me ill cut u deep..smash yo dome till you fall asleep. ..creep in silence like a ninja //mobbing with a Nina taking out all you niggas. Fat stacks I be sitting on em . some say they got bomb ganja . but mine be shitting on em...straight ripping on them like hulk Hogans shirt// ill leave yo body in the dirt when I make yo blood squirt.......flirt with yo girl leave her ass up // unsatisfied pussy I never pass up...she's dicked down when I smash up...a period won't stop me hit the sloppy call it ketchup!
 

tytheguy111

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I fucked a bitch and ripped off her zipper turns out shes a mother fucking hipster but I didn't care when she got them lips down on my dick yeah iam sick and I look like I ate to many twix but iam the originator of I DONT GIVE A SHIT so shut yo trick before I throw you in a mosh pit and watch yo ass get tripped and yo dead body left in a ditch in the middle of the sticks
 

Rawrb

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im on the rise like dough yo
fo yo info
this beats got my head bouncing
like a fucking yoyo
middle finger to the popo
eyes red from the blunt smoke
 

Rawrb

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im a cannibal animal just like Hannibal
spitting fire coz my flows fucking flammable
inextinguishable, oh
but distinguishable from this shit rabble
your bitch thinks im bang-able, so laughable
capable of incredible lyrical miracles
your just unintentionally satirical
step to me,
we'll definitely get physical
ill leave you frozen like a icicle
ive clowned you,
so hop on your unicycle
or ill hound you

to kill ive got the license well, hell
ill just say that you fell.
and you sure wont get a proper burial
your organs, mine to sell as well
to fund my insatiable use of L
the mental revelations, so spiritual
the cerebral palpitations, just feel so swell
and with the peak, the waves just swell

edit: so high right now lol
 

tytheguy111

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DAMN well shit that was badass

But iam a fatass and ill knock you into a wall of glass and watch you fall back as you slowly split in half as I smoke a pound of grass telling punk bitchs to get back before I start singing blue grass iam starting shit as I get yo girls ass to clap on my big ass cock speaking of which have you ever killed a man with a sock well I haven't but ive choked a chicken with one :p
 

tytheguy111

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Sicker than the morning after liquor if you diss me ill show up to your house and bang you on the head with your clicker kick your ugly bitch like varsity football kicker if you want to bicker then we can see who can throw punchs quicker and we'll see who will get the last snicker cuz I'm distorting the silver screen flick with my 14 inch dick bitch lets see who can understand this shit
 

tytheguy111

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Nigga Nigga Nigga yea Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Wee blazin Nigga Nigga NiggaNigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Champagne and Bitchz Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga

0.o that was amazing
 

TheSnake

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You're rhymes are so abominable, the plot i got is so diabolical, it stands hair on edge by the follicle.
like a toothless slut suckin dick for the ice, just remember your the goat Satan's going to sacrifice.
It's got no edge, or no end in sight, I cant even fuckin' sleep at night.
dreams of homicide n dismemberment dance in my head, takin over like the plague hunger for death don't dissipate till it's fed.
crime used to do it the adrenaline monster, but it grows n grows till nothin but violence is what you foster.
live life dreamin of death, ill be one motherfucker that you really regret, coming at you with a lit cigarette, burning holes in your soul, just to cash a fuckin check.
if my rhymes are fuckin garbage, let it be like the beatles, either way im coming at you like a junkie, tryin to stab you with needles.
my thought running wild rabid n sick, like jason vorheese with aids stabbin you wit his dick.
ok fuck this now im done, escaping easily like a convict wit a gun


haha, fun thread
 

tytheguy111

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Pretty good ,


Iam crushing souls like the hoes that works at dominoes running around with cocaine in my nose I have a way more scarier plot smoking 10 pounds of pot pissing on weed farmer's crop and with my glock I can get punk bitchies to stop running around snitching I am not afraid to dis any mother fucker that's twitching when I fucked your mom up the ass I told her to quit bitching its only my dick and I'll be done in a minute iam I done yet?? NO iam going to keep rhyming until I can't type no mo and your skills are worse then Ryan and macklemore's I hope you bend over and get fucked by a giant hung horse cuz iam knocking down your mother fucking door and you dont even know what I have in store for this thread but yo your rhymes are as stale as month old bread

I changed up the rhyming lol
 

mr sunshine

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Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Doggy Dogg's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Roll it up in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
The sounds of the bong brings me to another day
Play with my bone, would ya Timmy
It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me
Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee
So won't they let you know
That if you fuck with Dre nigga you're fuckin wit Death Row
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch
 

tytheguy111

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Wow snoop dog and dre lol but ill respond


Iam getting sicker then flava flavs ticker
Cuz the last man that fucked with me ended up with more holes than a brony wearing a my little pony sticker in prison iam spiting more disses than a disgruntled mister holding a fister up chasing niggers down the street trying to get at that dark meat oh and one more thing tell your mom to get tested cuz my dick is starting to burn when I pee
Do you see? Iam mother fucking crazy and I don't know how to come down of this PCP iam taking off my clothes and sticking my dick into the next thing that I see
 

mr sunshine

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Smoke weed like I smoke the opposition //eating mic's like a piece of fried chicken//so listen ,as I flow threw this muthafucker//leaving shabby niggas in a dumpster//call me the garbage man....but I dont collect I leave body's in garbage cans//u like weed I got many strains//if I aim my thing my bullet claim yo brain...connected like a train, so dont play no game.....back the fuck up im about to get rachet //beat a busta dead with a hatchet.cant lock my style down cant latch it rob you with a Thompson ...its magic..so eat my fucken Johnson. .
 

InstantCoffee

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yo yo uh huh uh huh I'm the boss foo, I'm the boss foo, I thought you already knew, I'm the boss foo, I make the green mane, I'm really mean mane, I make 140 a month ebt, what you know bout me, I'm from the hood, I got morning wood, I like the good, okay thaz all I got
 

Rawrb

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well see now
i'm a killer
a real blood spiller
G to the O to the D to the zilla
slap you in the face
not supportive like a pillar
genuine grave filler
distinguished whiskey swiller
me vs you
that's a grizzly to a chinchilla
you a bitch, no balls
that's why your voice shriller
But i'm not real like mac miller
 
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