FUNNIEST SICKEST shit I've ever seen

blimey

Active Member
ROFL if they think kissing is good, they will never leave the house after they start fucking.
I like how they get all perpendicular to make out.
 

Urca

Well-Known Member
omg i had to show this to my sister, we're both dying.
I got my first kiss back in may, i know late bloomer, and it was nothing at all like that.
they were eating each others face.
like really, peck that bitch on the lips and call it a day
 

bblzs

Active Member
It was like a mother bird chewing, regurgitating & feeding it's young. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 

bblzs

Active Member
lol, they will probably end up divorced. i don't care, i don't judge people, if they want to be a virgin, go ahead.
I'm by no means judging on their virginity if you read the post. Who really kisses like that... other than like the 6th graders?!
 

Urca

Well-Known Member
exactly. like seriously, i turned 18 never kissing a boy, nothing more than hugging, about a week and a half later I get my first kiss, and it was nothing like that at all. Actually, now that I think back on it, it was fucking AMAZNG. Lol fireworks and I cant even describe, and not forced or awakward at all.
Those people should have never gotten married, they have no chemistry
 
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