MsBotwin
Active Member
Never Argue with a Woman. *
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside**
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat*out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, *
and*begins to read her book..
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
* He pulls up*alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'**
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. *
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.**
For all I know you could start at any moment**
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. *
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:**** *
Never argue with a woman who reads.***
It's likely she can also think
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside**
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat*out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, *
and*begins to read her book..
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
* He pulls up*alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'**
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. *
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.**
For all I know you could start at any moment**
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. *
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:**** *
Never argue with a woman who reads.***
It's likely she can also think
