Funny sh!t you do while stoned

ZedsDedBaby

ZedsDedBaby

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sometimes ill sit and ill start making a joint,

then something will distract me for awhile

then im like Damn! i need a shmoke

so i start to roll a joint and look for the weed.. :hump:

its beside the first fkn joint:wall:



put the kettle in the fridge? arrive in a room and have no idea what brought you there?


what is some of your funny shit you do while stoned?
 
kizphilly

kizphilly

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i spent a half hour last night looking for my blunt that was in my ear the whole time lol so i def know what u mean
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
...So there I am, slowly coming to, wondering
1) why is this muskrat screaming
2) why am I holding it like that
cn
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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I completely forget to keep smoking. I'll just be in bed...with my bong in my hand, up against my chest kind of you know? And ya. I just...forget to keep smoking. Then my buzz will get a little weak and i'll be like "ooohhhhh yaaaaaaaa...."
 
mikmike

mikmike

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Last night was the worst. i was like i want a home made hamburger. so i got the met add my spices made patties and then turned on my grill and lets just say i only remembered about them after a couple games of MW3 when i was like i am really hungry and look outside to see smoke coming out my grill :( :( what a waste of food :(
 
kizphilly

kizphilly

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lol i do that all the time when cooking if it wasnt for my girl i would have burn the house down plenty of times
 
mikmike

mikmike

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Yep my girl normally saves me as well but she was out for the night. :( i ended up having a microwavable meal
 
missnu

missnu

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ZedsDedBaby said:
sometimes ill sit and ill start making a joint,

then something will distract me for awhile

then im like Damn! i need a shmoke

so i start to roll a joint and look for the weed.. :hump:

its beside the first fkn joint:wall:



put the kettle in the fridge? arrive in a room and have no idea what brought you there?


what is some of your funny shit you do while stoned?
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I get up to get a drink, and then I see that I need to do a load of laundry, and then after I do laundry I do something else else, and then I come back and sit down...and then I am like damn I need a drink, and I get up and do something else again...then return still with no drink..and I will do that over and over til finally I ask my husband to just get me drink while he's in there...lol
 
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