G13 Labs Pinapple Express VS Dj Shorts F13

tardis

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I was asked some questions about Pinapple Express vs F13 and I thought i'd also post the answer here as my post to my own message profile said it was too long. by 3,000 words. so i guess i'll post it here in case more peopel want to know about these strains.

To answer rollin in grass's questions:
1. which one was more trippier/visual/altered perception
By far G13 Labs Pinapple Express. It alters your sight (everything is much much more colorful) and your hearing (You literally feel like you are listening for the first time and will hear all normal sounds in new ways), The euphoria in it is gentle but makes it a very happy situation. It is possibly the most potent strain i've ever grown.....

2. which one was more happy/euphoric
Here, by far the Dj Short F13 is the most happy euphoric. it lacks the paranoia that altering your perceptions as strong as pinapple express does induces. F13 makes you feel very happy and then it gets stronger and stronger and stronger and you can't stop beaming, then by surprise the most gentle decline in a high i've ever felt until your feet gently touch the ground and you dont have burnout. very unique high i have to try future dj short stuff! (this was the first dj short i ever smoked)

3. do they induce bad couchlock,where all you can do is sit down
YES! Pinapple Express does in fact induce couchlock! I have a friend who got his card around the same time as I. When he came over to watch a movie i packed him a bowl after hearing him brag that a Skunk #1 in amsterdam once made him hallucinate. I thought he would be impressed by this very potent strain... instead he sat in one spot for 3 hours tripping balls off this weed (he doesn't smoke often only when he gets pains) and then turned to me after 3 hours and asked "how long ago did I smoke this?" thining it had been 20 minutes.

4. are they social
F13 YES, Pinapple Express (see above) NO. F13 will have people giggly and socail and talkative while pinapple express will get a lot of confued people saying "woah"

5. do they induce mad laughter
F13 YES! Pinapple Express yes and no depending on the persons reality warping reaction.


6. is f13 a one hit quitter (1-4 hits and your fried)
F13 is soft and a major creeper. You wont feel the full euphoria for possibly an hour just different rising plateus of euphoria. I'd say 2 bowls :) because its gentle. Pinapple express however is ONE HITTER QUITTER because its also is a creeper with 10 minutes till it hits, and hits HARD! After the first puff of PE you trip a little and think, waoh this is strong, then 10 minutes later you arn't moving. my first time I heard the chickens in the valley outside my house crowing and I was listening to the distance they had from eachother and how they were giving out coordinates to save locals for the chickens to roam without predators... yeah trippy shit. F13 just makes you smiley and happy, feeling like you are floating in the water and light waves are lifting you and lowering you while you stay boyant and relaxed. PE one hitter quitter, F13 perhaps 2 hitter quitter, but the first bowl will make you very happy.

7. are they relaxing or are they more energizing & motivated
PE can be energizing if you arn't tired because of the zooming visuals and audio could inspire you to work on a project, however it also has that noticable couchlock if you are at all tired. F13 is motivating because of its gentle (but in no way unpotent) high.


8. and finally which one has more of that cartoony land visual thing you keep talking about lmao that shit sounds dope

PE is cartoony. I watched Scott Pilgrim vs the World on PE in HD with Suround sound and I must say it was the absolute best way ever i could have seen it because of how this strain ENHANCES colorful graphics. I would almost think it necessary to watch Avatar on this to truley get the most impact out of a film. with F13 everything is foggy visually, it doesnt enhance your vision but it does enhance your joy of whatever you are doing.

Both strains cure nausea, as I just smoked a blend of these two after throwing up moments ago from either taro chips or ham with mustard... one of those two my body is rejecting. but both of them are good for nausea although PE might be better for pain.

Hope that helps rollin in grass!

Oh yeah, and you will LOVE vortex!!!! Subcools stuff helps my nausea and pain more than any other strains and vortex was one of the absolute best! You will love it, it is a strain I will grow again because I still miss the high and flavor!
 
I have a G13 Labs Pineapple Express seed in my in possession and after reading this review I really want to grow it.
One question though, I also have a Reserva Privada Kandy Kush seed too that I was also thinking about using, any experience with that strain Tardis?
I'm a medicinal patient out in Cali and smoke multiple joints everyday, so something as powerful sounding as the Pineapple Express looks very appealing.
The only things I've really heard on the Kandy Kush is that it's fairly easy to grow with a good to great yield, which too sounds appealing.
Thanks.
 
I have a G13 Labs Pineapple Express seed in my in possession and after reading this review I really want to grow it.
One question though, I also have a Reserva Privada Kandy Kush seed too that I was also thinking about using, any experience with that strain Tardis?
I'm a medicinal patient out in Cali and smoke multiple joints everyday, so something as powerful sounding as the Pineapple Express looks very appealing.
The only things I've really heard on the Kandy Kush is that it's fairly easy to grow with a good to great yield, which too sounds appealing.
Thanks.

sounds like you got that from the october attitude promo...i 2 have 2 germinate my kandy kush and PE...i just did mine today. i got giant seedlings of deadhead pg from cali connect never seen one like this big of a seedling
 
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